Cricket Crap

[AlwaysGreen]

Put this on your socials merkin:

Louis Kimber: Leicestershire batter hits Sussex & England bowler Ollie Robinson for 43 in over in County Championship

England fast bowler Ollie Robinson is hit for 43 runs by Leicestershire's Louis Kimber in the most expensive over in the history of the County Championship.

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[King-Gutho94]

Put this on your socials merkin:

Louis Kimber: Leicestershire batter hits Sussex & England bowler Ollie Robinson for 43 in over in County Championship

England fast bowler Ollie Robinson is hit for 43 runs by Leicestershire's Louis Kimber in the most expensive over in the history of the County Championship.

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What a flog

When do we get a Wisden exclusive article and a podcast from Ollie talking about the wonderful over.

 

[mozza91]

Kimber hit Robinson like Ollie hits wicked wings.

 

[Fangs]

Goodbye fat man

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Bairstow left out as England begin build towards Ashes | cricket.com.au

Wicketkeeper is one of three experienced players surprisingly left out of the England Test squad for…

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England have unveiled a radical shake-up of their Test side, axing Jonny Bairstow, Ben Foakes and Jack Leach, and calling up three uncapped players.

Wicketkeeper-batter Jamie Smith is joined by two new seamers, Gus Atkinson and Dillon Pennington, for the first two Tests of the forthcoming series against West Indies, while spinner Shoaib Bashir has been preferred to his Somerset teammate Leach in a changing of the guard.

In what appears to a watershed moment for the team, and the first stage of Bazball 2.0, head coach Brendon McCullum and captain Ben Stokes have carried out major surgery on their squad.

England Test squad for first two Tests v West Indies: Ben Stokes (c), James Anderson (first Test only), Gus Atkinson, Shoaib Bashir, Harry Brook, Zak Crawley, Ben Duckett, Dan Lawrence, Dillon Pennington, Ollie Pope, Matthew Potts, Joe Root, Jamie Smith, Chris Woakes

 

[King-Gutho94]

It was one of where you at moments.

I was on the bus going from Split to Dubrovnik last year when this happened.

Reception cutting in and out with the illegal streaming websites we were watching the cricket on.

And Jonny go f**k yourself.

 

[Twizzle]

Interesting

 

[AlwaysGreen]

‘Jonny will hate me saying this’: Poms admit Ashes stumping was fair amid wandering Bairstow call

‘Jonny will hate me saying this’: Poms admit Ashes stumping was fair amid wandering Bairstow call

www.foxsports.com.au

 

[King-Gutho94]

‘Jonny will hate me saying this’: Poms admit Ashes stumping was fair amid wandering Bairstow call

‘Jonny will hate me saying this’: Poms admit Ashes stumping was fair amid wandering Bairstow call

www.foxsports.com.au

What about the F.wit coach.

Has he changed his tune or still spitting the dummy.

 

[jargan83]

Ben Stokes is still sniffing his own farts.

 

[Fangs]

And I thought our doco was cringe.

How embarrassing for English cricket.

 

[simmo1]

He is right though. I was lucky enough to witness him coming out of retirement to guide them to 3rd last in the ODI WC.

 

[mozza91]

Who needs wins and trophies?
Success is about playing golf and Ben Duckett scoring quick fire 20’s.

 

[Bazal]

Success isn't about runs. It's about leaving zero deliveries, even if you nick off after 7 rocks because of it.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lol. I am privileged to witness this delusion.

‘Rent free’: Stokes doubles down on bizarre ‘lucky to witness us’ claim in Aussie swipe

‘Rent free’: Stokes doubles down on bizarre ‘lucky to witness us’ claim in Aussie swipe

www.foxsports.com.au

 

[Marshall_magic]

‘Jonny will hate me saying this’: Poms admit Ashes stumping was fair amid wandering Bairstow call

‘Jonny will hate me saying this’: Poms admit Ashes stumping was fair amid wandering Bairstow call

www.foxsports.com.au

Forget this, I want to know if he’s eaten anything yet

 

[AlwaysGreen]

A little bit of credit to India because at least they're playing the smaller teams.

But so soon after the World Cup?

India 2/234
Beat
Zimbabwe 134 by 100 runs

 

[TheParraboy]

A little bit of credit to India because at least they're playing the smaller teams.

But so soon after the World Cup?

India 2/234
Beat
Zimbabwe 134 by 100 runs

I prefer Game 1

Zim 9/115
Beat
Ind 102 by 13 runs

 

[King-Gutho94]

Marnus takes 5/11 in a T20 match

 

[AlwaysGreen]

‘How can you ban it?’ One of world’s oldest cricket clubs slammed over ‘ridiculous’ move

‘It’s ridiculous’: One of the world’s oldest cricket clubs slammed after banning... hitting sixes

www.foxsports.com.au

 

[Fangs]

Could be similar to building a block of apartments and having neighbors complain about noise from a nearby pub.

Don't put your house near a cricket field.