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Reported by Josh Masterdbater
Bulldogs have gone on a shopping spree leaving no stone unturned in their quest to go one better in 2010 and win the coveted NRL premiership.
They have searched far and wide to provide all the right ingredients for a winning formula... Here is a list of their new appointments..
DEPARTMENT OF ANGER MANAGEMENT
Willie Mason
DEPARTMENT OF CREDIBILITY RELIABILITY SACREDNESS RESPECT AND HONOUR
Sonny Bill Williams
DEPARTMENT OF PSYCHOLOGY
Michael Hagan
DEPARTMENT OF ALCOHOL ABUSE AND SH*TTY AFFAIRS
Nate Miles
On top of this impressive list of appointees, the Bulldogs are still looking for a Godfather to replace their original Godfather Peter Moore. They are still conducting interviews. Here are just a few of many who have applied....
DEPARTMENT OF REVERENT GODFATHER
Marlon Brando
Apparently, the Bulldogs are interviewing Al Pacino shortly.