Darren Lockyer's Mum's Name

[Poupou Escobar]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/league/...reliminary-final/story-fn2mcuj6-1226141462943

Lockyer said he would "talk to my family and friends" before committing to playing in Friday night's preliminary final.
And his mother looms as his biggest obstacle after expressing concerns Manly's enforcers would target him.
"You don't know what he's up against, someone (in the Manly side) could be disrespectful and maim him," Sharon Lockyer said

Surely Billy Birmingham was the ghost writer on this article?

 

[nqcowboy87]

what?, her name is sharon, so what

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Her name's not just Sharon, it's Sharon Lockyer.

I'm guessing there's a sister named Karen.

 

[The EELiminator]

Her name's not just Sharon, it's Sharon Lockyer.

I'm guessing there's a sister named Karen.

is there a brother named Aaron?

 

[TheParraboy]

im lost

 

[eels_fan]

Took me a while to pick it up

Darren, Sharon, Karen, Aaron.....

 

[Tony Bongo]

I heard he calls her Mum.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I heard his dad is descended from old Dutch nobility.

Baron Lockyer.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Oh yeah it rhymes. That's funny.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Maybe not funny in itself ME. But I bet you didn't name your kids Artie and Parvati.

 

[Gronk]

Oh, hahaha. :sarcasm:

 

[TheParraboy]

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The day you ever say anything funny Gronk, is the day you'll have the right to criticise.

Rhyming names within the same nuclear family are funny as buggery.

 

[SDM]

I don't get it

 

[Poupou Escobar]

f**k you guys. I'm off to follow the Titans.

 

[SDM]

Take that Pete, someone has defected to an even worse club than Canberra

 

[nqcowboy87]

this is one of the most bizarre threads ever, why is it in the eels section

 

[Eels Dude]

this is one of the most bizarre threads ever, why is it in the eels section

Because it's the off season and it was started by an Eels fan. What's more bizarrre is why is a Cowboys supporter is hanging around in the Eels forum? :?

 

[strider]

mmmm, cool :|


no, ok, its a bit below moderately funny - a fair bit below :lol: .... well i'm sure my 6 yr old nephew would think its funny

 

[Gronk]