Manly Sea Eagles Burn Their Entire Club To The Ground Like They Always Do Every Three Years Or So
The same NRL club that brought you that rushed Pride Jersey that nobody asked for has today outdone themselves again.
As confirmed by rugby league gossip girl Buzz Rothfield moments ago, The Manly Sea Eagles executives have today sacked their coach Des Hasler – with no real plan moving forward.
This comes just days after the veteran premiership-winning coach told both the club and the media that he has full intentions of coaching the team through 2023.
Manly fans are today relishing in the soap opera provided to them by their beloved club – who are once again burning the entire institution to the ground to chase a sugar hit – despite a solid run into the 2022 finals amidst the disruptions of a pandemic, religion and the club’s marketing team deciding the Sea Eagles should become gay rights activists without any consultation of the players.
However, the frustrations of 2022 are all over now because NEW COACH.
NEW COACH will bring a new wave of success. Immediately.
It is not yet know who the new coach is, but early rumours suggest it might be the last bloke on the planet that anyone would have imagined would be getting the gig 12 months ago.
This is the second time Des Hasler has been sacked by the board of directors at Manly.