<u>Disgusting Records</u>
LONGEST HAIR
Maoni Vi from Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her between her legs.
WIDEST VAGINA
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
ZIT POPPING
Carl Chadwick from Rugby, England, squeezed a spot and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1 inch in July 1987.
LARGEST AMOUNT OF SEMEN SWALLOWED
An American woman, Michelle Monahan had to have 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
WORST COCKTAIL
This is available from a few New York bars. It`s contents are tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It isn`t mixed, but served with a unused tampon instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a C#nt Pump'.
JET OF SEMEN DISTANCE RECORD
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
LONGEST TURD
The longest turd ever verified was produced by an American, who produced one over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The man is banned from 134 toilets in his state.
LONGEST FART
Bernard Clemmens from London sustained a fart for a recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
WORLDS MOST DISGUSTING DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribe's men on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm, very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
LONGEST HAIR
Maoni Vi from Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her between her legs.
WIDEST VAGINA
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
ZIT POPPING
Carl Chadwick from Rugby, England, squeezed a spot and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1 inch in July 1987.
LARGEST AMOUNT OF SEMEN SWALLOWED
An American woman, Michelle Monahan had to have 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
WORST COCKTAIL
This is available from a few New York bars. It`s contents are tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It isn`t mixed, but served with a unused tampon instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a C#nt Pump'.
JET OF SEMEN DISTANCE RECORD
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
LONGEST TURD
The longest turd ever verified was produced by an American, who produced one over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The man is banned from 134 toilets in his state.
LONGEST FART
Bernard Clemmens from London sustained a fart for a recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
WORLDS MOST DISGUSTING DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribe's men on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm, very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
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