Dogging at games

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Just thought it would be more exciting than 'parking at games'. Discuss.

Barry (PS Hindy111 has hijacked my account).

 

[Poupou Escobar]

That's nasty.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

That's nasty.

No it's not, it's an expression of bogans'/chavs' sexual freedom.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Just because it's culturally relevant doesn't mean it's not nasty. What about the didgeridoo? Totally the wrong type of phallic!

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I think if the club were better able to think outside the box, that they could consider including dogging in one of their niche membership packs.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Which current or former Eel would they name it after?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Which current or former Eel would they name it after?

In one painful sense, Paul Carrige.

But given that JT and Roy don't play for us, hard to think of a player who would really justify the naming rights.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

I have a licence to perform dogging.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Apart from some tickets, a hat and a lanyard what else would be included in the dogging membership pack?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Paper towels

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hopefully Viva. Those things soak up any mess.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

How about a nice groundmat in Eels colours? Maybe with Tim Mannah's big smiley head plastered across it.

 

[Bigfella]

I have a licence to perform dogging.

I thought you lost it for drink-dogging

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I see there are quite a few qualifications that include the licence to perform dogging: http://training.gov.au/Training/Details/CPCCLDG3001A

Which RTO would have provided ME's training, do you reckon?

 

[84 Baby]

Good to see the Australian Open endorses much of this thread

 

[lingard]

I see there are quite a few qualifications that include the licence to perform dogging: http://training.gov.au/Training/Details/CPCCLDG3001A

Which RTO would have provided ME's training, do you reckon?

The Australian Dogging Academy on Enmore Road, Petersham.

 

[The Phelan Folly]

The Australian Dogging Academy on Enmore Road, Petersham.

There is no such thing. Enmore rd covers newtown, enmore and marrickville. In the the interests of accuracy and factuality can you please get your shit together?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Irresponsible Lingard. There could be a lot of people needlessly driving up and down Enmore Road as a result of that post.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Irresponsible Lingard. There could be a lot of people needlessly driving up and down Enmore Road as a result of that post.

f**k, I'm half way up the Hume Highway....now I'm going to have to turn back

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Good to see the Australian Open endorses much of this thread

Great isn't it?