1. West Coast - Unstoppable
2. Geelong - My Surprise team (although Otto still has an awful year, the dud :sarcasm
3. Sydney - Bazza looking to make up for GF, hear he is training as hard as ever
4. Bulldogs - Form team, good coach.. see no reason why they cant make top 4
5. Fremantle - Hurts me to type this
6. Adelaide - Solid, although if they get off to a slow start it might kill their confidence and it could turn out bad for them
7. Mighty Tiges! Yep.. we'll sneak in (Kingsley to prove all the whinging Tiger supporters wrong)
6. Hawthorn - Saw Mitchell having a nice meal with a stunner the other day, they're the goods for the 8 (.. and obviously Mitchell has recovered the the two 'knocks' he suffered last season)
9. North Melbourne - Same as always, there or there abouts but their percentage will hurt them
10. Saints - You read it correctly, they'll have a terrible start and fall just a game short of the 8
11. Melbourne - Unlike the Saints the Dees will get off to a flyer but fall in a heap.. Good news though, we'll have record snow falls
12. Port Adelaide - Pathetic ageing team.. getting tired just thinking about how crap they are
13. Brisbane - Just see them letting in too many goals..
14. Essendon - No miracles for Hirdy. Sheeds seriously considers retiring with Hird
15. Carlton - Still a good 4-5 years from even thinking about a finals spot
16. Collingwood - Despite having an easy draw.. will finish bottom on percentage. Joffa will lose his remaining two teeth when Tarrant from one meter out kicks a absolute screamer that hits Joffa square in the mouth. It makes Sports Tonight's 'Play of the Day' and is awarded Goal of the Year simply for the fact that no other goal in history has made people laugh so hard.
* Now lets see how wrong i am..