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Night Nine
It had come down to a final throw of the dice as the Predator squared off against Darth Vader and his nefarious overlord, Michael Bay.
Choosing wisely, the bounty hunter went for Darth Vader, knowing one last trophy would be enough to get him victory and a return ticket to his distant planet.
Using all of his cunning, he stealthily approached the man in black; lining him up with his triangular sights and preparing to blast the disgraced Jedi to oblivion.
He removed his cloaking just as he fired, but was stunned when Darth spun and gestured with his hand. An unseen force jerked the Predator off his feet and sending the shot wide.
In the same instant, Michael Bay loomed up behind him with a sickening grin on his face.
"Well, well," the hack director chuckled, "You've fought valiantly. I'll reward that".
The Predator didn't react.
"Yes," Bay continued, "You'll be one of the villains in my upcoming reboot - X-Men vs Aliens vs Predator vs Transformers".
The Predator screamed.
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The League of Evil Dudes have won.
They were:
Choosing wisely, the bounty hunter went for Darth Vader, knowing one last trophy would be enough to get him victory and a return ticket to his distant planet.
Using all of his cunning, he stealthily approached the man in black; lining him up with his triangular sights and preparing to blast the disgraced Jedi to oblivion.
He removed his cloaking just as he fired, but was stunned when Darth spun and gestured with his hand. An unseen force jerked the Predator off his feet and sending the shot wide.
In the same instant, Michael Bay loomed up behind him with a sickening grin on his face.
"Well, well," the hack director chuckled, "You've fought valiantly. I'll reward that".
The Predator didn't react.
"Yes," Bay continued, "You'll be one of the villains in my upcoming reboot - X-Men vs Aliens vs Predator vs Transformers".
The Predator screamed.
soc123_au is dead. He was The Predator, Independently Aligned Alien Bounty Hunter.
whall15 is not dead. He was The X-Men, Town Aligned Mutant Team.
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The League of Evil Dudes have won.
They were:
Jason Maher was Michael Bay, League of Evil Dudes Aligned Ruiner of Franchises.
Hoggmaster was Darth Vader, League of Evil Dudes Aligned Iconic Film Villain.
Frederick was The Alien Queen, League of Evil Dudes Aligned Xenomorph.
Apey was HAL 9000, League of Evil Dudes Aligned Rogue AI.
Hoggmaster was Darth Vader, League of Evil Dudes Aligned Iconic Film Villain.
Frederick was The Alien Queen, League of Evil Dudes Aligned Xenomorph.
Apey was HAL 9000, League of Evil Dudes Aligned Rogue AI.