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FFB Mafia Episode I :: Taking back the FFB
“I want one!”
“NO! DO ME FIRST!”
“Martli mang, hook us up wif one of your sick banners”
Everyone wanted a bit of his cool and unique banners, while they lacked the visual cleanliness which was so dominant in Timmahs work, they had a touch of personality and wit which could not be found on any place that wasn’t LU’s Wet Canvas.
As Martli finished up the latest batch of Banners to send off to the masses his phone buzzed and a text came though from his good mate JS.
(for all you nubs with images disabled, basically it says “Dear Martli, come on msn. Love from Dutchy”
Martli stared at the sexy sheep picture which he had as his Desktop Wallpaper for a bit, then headed onto MSN to see what all the fuss was about. He hadn’t really been following the FFB for the past few days (because of all the Banner making nd shizz).
He joined the conversation and discovered that it was filled with a whole lot of FFB users, although he recognised pretty much all of them from the previous MSN convos.
Dutchy captured all the users attention with a stirring speech.
“Alright dickheads, it’s pretty clear there is a crazy ass balance of power issue at LU atm. Two weird ass mobs have taken over and are fighting it out for supremecy. You know what I say? f**k them, this is our house! They can’t take it from us! Where else am I supposed to share pictures of Dean on the toilet? How many other places will let you make fun of a midget? LU is our home on the interwebs.”
Everyone in the FFB agreed. A course of action needed to be taken, and Dutchy was leading the mission to take back the FFB.
“I am Dutchy. And I see a whole army of my fellow LU users, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free users. And free users you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?"
"Though we don’t know the odds?" - the nub shouted. "Eh, I guess so. Not keen on dying though!"
"f**k up Monk!" Dutchy shouted back. "Fight and you may die. Run and you will post at least awhile. And post in your room many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as older "Twiz aged" LU users and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take... OUR FREEDOM!"
"Alright kewl. Let's do it m9s!" responded Dean.
As they all pumped themselves up, Martli noticed his doorbell rang.
“Brb guys, pizza’s here”
He opened the door and saw a face he recognised. But where from?
“omg hi. I herd u wntd 2 b frends. Hear i m let’s go 2 a gme sumtym or sumthin?”
Martli didn’t stand a chance. He pulled out a gun and turned it on himself to escape the horror which was before him.
Monk is dead. He was Martli, FFB aligned Creative Genius.
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The Pizza Boy watched it all happen as he sat in his car. Before he was able to start his car again a horrifying face pressed itself up against his window.
“hmmz mybe u wnt 2 b frends insted? Hw bout we go get ice crem?”
The Pizza Boy got out of the car and grabbed the spare tin of fuel from his boot. He covered himself in the fuel and then lit himself on fire. Finally, he won’t have to listen to that voice ever again.
El Diablo is dead. He is Pizza Boy. New Zealand aligned Delivery Boy.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Taking back the FFB Mafia Rules
1. Do NOT share your ROLE, NAME or ALIGNMENT in this thread. I will not publicly acknowledge a rule violation but it will be punished. This includes PM's.
2. Do NOT edit posts. Editing a post is an immediate kill. If you make a mistake, post a new reply.
3. DO NOT post in this thread once you have been killed unless your role permits it. Nor are the dead to intervene and leak spoilers in other threads.
4. When voting in a lynch, please use bold as below:
Vote: Monk or Vote: No Vote or Change Vote: Martli
5. If you don't have a basic understanding of the rules, I recommend you go visit MafiaScum
6. If you don't have a basic understanding of the FFB, I recommend you post more often in threads other then mafia ones.
7. Remember to PM in your day or night actions. This is designated within your PM. Failure to do so will make your action void and it won’t take effect. (Label each PM with the correct Phase EG - Night 3 Action - Day 4 Action etc.)
8. Check your PM's during both phases to make sure you have no special criteria for that given phase, it's not my responsibility to chase you up on this. If you have a SmartPhone turn notifications ON.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ALIVE
8. BDR - Dani, FFB aligned Hawt Arse Chik
10. Fred - Twizzle. FFB aligned God of LU
17. HowHigh - Madunit. FFB aligned crankypants
KEPT AS SEX SLAVE BY THE FFB
28. Bazzi - ademkungal, Alt aligned fan of Souffs
DEAD
1. Drew-Sta - JobDog, FFB aligned lolJD
2. RHCP - Jhon_Morris_4Oragen, Alt aligned fan of John Morris
3. soc123_au - Lotti, Fan of Sando aligned Nutcase
4. sensesmaybenumbed - Hallatia, Crazy-Bish aligned Ex-Mod
5. Rebel - Sando88, Fan of Sando aligned Super-Mod
6. KTF - FiTzHaNrY_FaN, Alt aligned fan of the Fitz
7. Misanthrope - StormChaser, FFB aligned Boobs
9. DB - Dutchy, FFB aligned Pub Goer
11. whall15 - Pisshands, Fan of Sando aligned Pisshands
12. thorson - Misanthrope, FFB aligned Star of Misanthropes Significant Others
13. Dragonpunk - Sowardfan93, Alt aligned fan of Soward
14. gas panic - McLovin, FFB aligned Head of Kate Beckinsale fan club
15. JM - adamkungl, FFB aligned M9
16. butch - Dan Stapleton, Collector aligned King of the Jersey Bet
18. SGL - Cliffhanger, FFB aligned Buff Chick
19. Parra Pride - Nosir'rom Na'ed, FFB aligned God King Dean
20. BunniesMan - JessEel, FFB aligned Coolest Person Ever
21. Dogslife - MsAnneThrope, Alt aligned fan of Misanthrope
22. 9701 - Chileman, FFB aligned Master Chef
23. AFS - Bulldog Force, Fan of Sando aligned wannabe Timmah
24. Sanchez - Timmah, FFB aligned Post Whore / Closet Dragons Fan
25. Pugzley - Vossy, Fan of Sando aligned Whipping Boy
26. Cliffhanger - Bazal, FFB aligned knower of all thigns
27. SGB - Apey, FFB aligned Mathematician
29. Smiley - Monk, FFB aligned Dutchy's Apprentice
30. MSIH - Frederick, FFB aligned IT Guy
31. NT - Didgi, FFB aligned Midget/Buzz Killington
32. Apey - Alba, FFB aligned Hawt American
33. Monk – Martli, FFB aligned Creative Genius.
34. El Diablo – Pizza Boy, New Zealand aligned Delivery Boy.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
IT IS DAY 1. WITH 32 ALIVE IT IS 17 TO LYNCH. DAY WILL END AT 9AM MONDAY MORNING
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Game Progress
Day 1 :: Census Called, Lynch Write up
Night 1 :: Night Write Up
Day 2 :: Lynch
Night 2 :: Results
Day 3 :: Mini-Census, Results
Night 3 :: Mod-Kill, Results
Day 4 :: Results
Night 4 :: Results
Day 5 :: Results
Night 5 :: Results
Day 6 :: Results
Night 6 :: Results
Day 7 :: Results
Night 7 :: Results
Day 8 :: Results
Night 8 :: Results
Day 9 :: Results
Night 9 :: Results
Roles :: Fan of Sando aligned
Roles :: Alt aligned
Roles :: Independents
Roles :: Townies
“I want one!”
“NO! DO ME FIRST!”
“Martli mang, hook us up wif one of your sick banners”
Everyone wanted a bit of his cool and unique banners, while they lacked the visual cleanliness which was so dominant in Timmahs work, they had a touch of personality and wit which could not be found on any place that wasn’t LU’s Wet Canvas.
As Martli finished up the latest batch of Banners to send off to the masses his phone buzzed and a text came though from his good mate JS.
(for all you nubs with images disabled, basically it says “Dear Martli, come on msn. Love from Dutchy”
Martli stared at the sexy sheep picture which he had as his Desktop Wallpaper for a bit, then headed onto MSN to see what all the fuss was about. He hadn’t really been following the FFB for the past few days (because of all the Banner making nd shizz).
He joined the conversation and discovered that it was filled with a whole lot of FFB users, although he recognised pretty much all of them from the previous MSN convos.
Dutchy captured all the users attention with a stirring speech.
“Alright dickheads, it’s pretty clear there is a crazy ass balance of power issue at LU atm. Two weird ass mobs have taken over and are fighting it out for supremecy. You know what I say? f**k them, this is our house! They can’t take it from us! Where else am I supposed to share pictures of Dean on the toilet? How many other places will let you make fun of a midget? LU is our home on the interwebs.”
Everyone in the FFB agreed. A course of action needed to be taken, and Dutchy was leading the mission to take back the FFB.
“I am Dutchy. And I see a whole army of my fellow LU users, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free users. And free users you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?"
"Though we don’t know the odds?" - the nub shouted. "Eh, I guess so. Not keen on dying though!"
"f**k up Monk!" Dutchy shouted back. "Fight and you may die. Run and you will post at least awhile. And post in your room many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as older "Twiz aged" LU users and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take... OUR FREEDOM!"
"Alright kewl. Let's do it m9s!" responded Dean.
As they all pumped themselves up, Martli noticed his doorbell rang.
“Brb guys, pizza’s here”
He opened the door and saw a face he recognised. But where from?
“omg hi. I herd u wntd 2 b frends. Hear i m let’s go 2 a gme sumtym or sumthin?”
Martli didn’t stand a chance. He pulled out a gun and turned it on himself to escape the horror which was before him.
Monk is dead. He was Martli, FFB aligned Creative Genius.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The Pizza Boy watched it all happen as he sat in his car. Before he was able to start his car again a horrifying face pressed itself up against his window.
“hmmz mybe u wnt 2 b frends insted? Hw bout we go get ice crem?”
The Pizza Boy got out of the car and grabbed the spare tin of fuel from his boot. He covered himself in the fuel and then lit himself on fire. Finally, he won’t have to listen to that voice ever again.
El Diablo is dead. He is Pizza Boy. New Zealand aligned Delivery Boy.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Taking back the FFB Mafia Rules
1. Do NOT share your ROLE, NAME or ALIGNMENT in this thread. I will not publicly acknowledge a rule violation but it will be punished. This includes PM's.
2. Do NOT edit posts. Editing a post is an immediate kill. If you make a mistake, post a new reply.
3. DO NOT post in this thread once you have been killed unless your role permits it. Nor are the dead to intervene and leak spoilers in other threads.
4. When voting in a lynch, please use bold as below:
Vote: Monk or Vote: No Vote or Change Vote: Martli
5. If you don't have a basic understanding of the rules, I recommend you go visit MafiaScum
6. If you don't have a basic understanding of the FFB, I recommend you post more often in threads other then mafia ones.
7. Remember to PM in your day or night actions. This is designated within your PM. Failure to do so will make your action void and it won’t take effect. (Label each PM with the correct Phase EG - Night 3 Action - Day 4 Action etc.)
8. Check your PM's during both phases to make sure you have no special criteria for that given phase, it's not my responsibility to chase you up on this. If you have a SmartPhone turn notifications ON.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ALIVE
8. BDR - Dani, FFB aligned Hawt Arse Chik
10. Fred - Twizzle. FFB aligned God of LU
17. HowHigh - Madunit. FFB aligned crankypants
KEPT AS SEX SLAVE BY THE FFB
28. Bazzi - ademkungal, Alt aligned fan of Souffs
DEAD
1. Drew-Sta - JobDog, FFB aligned lolJD
2. RHCP - Jhon_Morris_4Oragen, Alt aligned fan of John Morris
3. soc123_au - Lotti, Fan of Sando aligned Nutcase
4. sensesmaybenumbed - Hallatia, Crazy-Bish aligned Ex-Mod
5. Rebel - Sando88, Fan of Sando aligned Super-Mod
6. KTF - FiTzHaNrY_FaN, Alt aligned fan of the Fitz
7. Misanthrope - StormChaser, FFB aligned Boobs
9. DB - Dutchy, FFB aligned Pub Goer
11. whall15 - Pisshands, Fan of Sando aligned Pisshands
12. thorson - Misanthrope, FFB aligned Star of Misanthropes Significant Others
13. Dragonpunk - Sowardfan93, Alt aligned fan of Soward
14. gas panic - McLovin, FFB aligned Head of Kate Beckinsale fan club
15. JM - adamkungl, FFB aligned M9
16. butch - Dan Stapleton, Collector aligned King of the Jersey Bet
18. SGL - Cliffhanger, FFB aligned Buff Chick
19. Parra Pride - Nosir'rom Na'ed, FFB aligned God King Dean
20. BunniesMan - JessEel, FFB aligned Coolest Person Ever
21. Dogslife - MsAnneThrope, Alt aligned fan of Misanthrope
22. 9701 - Chileman, FFB aligned Master Chef
23. AFS - Bulldog Force, Fan of Sando aligned wannabe Timmah
24. Sanchez - Timmah, FFB aligned Post Whore / Closet Dragons Fan
25. Pugzley - Vossy, Fan of Sando aligned Whipping Boy
26. Cliffhanger - Bazal, FFB aligned knower of all thigns
27. SGB - Apey, FFB aligned Mathematician
29. Smiley - Monk, FFB aligned Dutchy's Apprentice
30. MSIH - Frederick, FFB aligned IT Guy
31. NT - Didgi, FFB aligned Midget/Buzz Killington
32. Apey - Alba, FFB aligned Hawt American
33. Monk – Martli, FFB aligned Creative Genius.
34. El Diablo – Pizza Boy, New Zealand aligned Delivery Boy.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
IT IS DAY 1. WITH 32 ALIVE IT IS 17 TO LYNCH. DAY WILL END AT 9AM MONDAY MORNING
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Game Progress
Day 1 :: Census Called, Lynch Write up
Night 1 :: Night Write Up
Day 2 :: Lynch
Night 2 :: Results
Day 3 :: Mini-Census, Results
Night 3 :: Mod-Kill, Results
Day 4 :: Results
Night 4 :: Results
Day 5 :: Results
Night 5 :: Results
Day 6 :: Results
Night 6 :: Results
Day 7 :: Results
Night 7 :: Results
Day 8 :: Results
Night 8 :: Results
Day 9 :: Results
Night 9 :: Results
Roles :: Fan of Sando aligned
Roles :: Alt aligned
Roles :: Independents
Roles :: Townies
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