FFB Parenting Advice Thread

[thorson1987]

Seeing as though a few of us have little firkers running around, and a couple have some on the way, thought i would create this thread.

Feel free to post any advice you think may be helpful and so on.

 

[Misanthrope]

Don't have kids. They're the death of fun.

 

[Dutchy]

No babies in da pooper

 

[Dragon2010]

Don't have kids, nor can I have them.

 

[soc123_au]

3 Boys 25, 22 & 11 & 1 Girl 5. What do you need to know? lol. The 25 year old is adopted, package deal with the first Mrs

 

[thorson1987]

Nothing.

Just thought i'd start this thread if anyone wants any advice and such.

and

Vote Dutchy/WarriorPoet

 

[soc123_au]

Kids arent the death of fun either Mis, they start a different type of fun. One of my favourite moments of the last 12 months was watching my Daughter at her first dancing concert. I got a bit teary while she was on the stage. 5 years ago if it were suggested I would ever attend such a concert I would have laughed for hours.

 

[thorson1987]

Kids arent the death of fun either Mis, they start a different type of fun. One of my favourite moments of the last 12 months was watching my Daughter at her first dancing concert. I got a bit teary while she was on the stage. 5 years ago if it were suggested I would ever attend such a concert I would have laughed for hours.

This.

Yeah they can be a pain in the arse sometimes, but it's too hard to stay angry at them when they do some weird shit.

 

[Dani]

I was a child once.

 

[Bazal]

I still am!

 

[Misanthrope]

I'm sure it is fun, but I'd rather do a body shot from between a pair of delightfully tanned tits at a bar than see a kid - however much of it is my own creation - dance poorly.

That's just me, though. I know my sister takes a helluva lot of joy from her kids.

 

[soc123_au]

A body shot from between a nice pair of tits never looses its appeal. Kids are much more appealing when they are your own.

 

[thorson1987]

Although, if they aren't your own, at least you can hand them back when your finished.

 

[Misanthrope]

A body shot from between a nice pair of tits never looses its appeal. Kids are much more appealing when they are your own.

I'd imagine a body shot from between a pair of tits that were your own would lose its appeal rather quickly.

 

[Dani]

Although, if they aren't your own, at least you can hand them back when your finished.

Or when they cry/make loud noises.

 

[Dragon2010]

Being 20 now and seeing my cousins and relatives all starting to have their kids and seeing how happy it makes them let's me see what kids can do for people. Even watching old family videos of me with my parents.

 

[Dani]

I'd imagine a body shot from between a pair of tits that were your own would lose its appeal rather quickly.

This gives me an idea.

 

[soc123_au]

Yeah, sadly once you hit 40 it becomes an option.

 

[Dragon2010]

Also, Mis- Shots between tits is always good. Long as they're not yours or man-tits.