Fire or Earth

[Cliffhanger]

Hi Friends,

So I have a dilemma. My moron neighbors must be on holidays or something because their burglar alarm has been sounding non stop since 1:00 in the morning. The stupid thing sounds for 50 seconds before being silent for a minute just to get my hopes up.

I called the cops 90 minutes ago (I waited so long because there are nine houses closer to their house than my house is and I assumed at least one person in those houses would have made the call.

Anyway it still hasn't stopped and the way I see it my options are limited. Please vote on what you think I should do, if you choose option two please post instructions on how to do it.

Yours in madness

Cliffy

in case you're too stupid to figure it out the possible solutions are meant to be facetious.

 

[gUt]

You could do the neighbourly thing and skewer your eardrums to deafen yourself.

 

[Misanthrope]

I don't fancy your abilities as an archer or as somebody stealthy, so I opted for the rock.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I say you should take a pic of your bewbs and post it here.

Just to be sure.

 

[RHCP]

Rob the house, there might be some nice stuff.

 

[Cliffhanger]

I don't fancy your abilities as an archer or as somebody stealthy, so I opted for the rock.

I've seen every episode of arrow, I got this. I've also wanted to be a ninja since I was three, I am plenty stealthy.

 

[dogslife]

The same thing happened to my friend Lomez, so he shorted out his neighbour's circuit.

 

[gUt]

I say you should take a pic of your bewbs and post it here.

Just to be sure.

Or just any bewbs tbh

 

[Cliffhanger]

I have a confession, the real reason I didn't call the cops was in case they were actually getting robbed, because if that happened they'd deserve it for having that f**king annoying alarm.

 

[urban eel]

i want a friend called Lomez

 

[madunit]

Why don't you just go & axe the circuit board.

Get BF to do it, he's a dumb f**k and he'll do it for free if you give him cartoon pictures of girls.

 

[Apey]

The same thing happened to my friend Lomez, so he shorted out his neighbour's circuit.

Hopefully they don't have a cat relying on power to be fed though

 

[Joker's Wild]

The same thing happened to my friend Lomez, so he shorted out his neighbour's circuit.

Alarms generally have battery backup

/forcereal

 

[afinalsin666]

Wheeler is better than Quami.

 

[dogslife]

Hopefully they don't have a cat relying on power to be fed though

Unfortunately he did, so he moved into a hotel and the cat eventually died.

 

[WOTBEH]

you kill yourself because your a worthless whore, but make sure you shave your armpits first. Gotta think about those ambo's man..

 

[thorson1987]

Wheeler is better than Quami.

I'm disappointed FFB.

14 post before someone made this reference.

 

[Martli]

Wheeler is better than Quami.

Disagree, wheeler is too much of a loose cannon. Kwame on the other hand is a clam and sensible leader. That being said, every other planeteer > Ma-Ti.

 

[dogslife]

you kill yourself because your a worthless whore, but make sure you shave your armpits first. Gotta think about those ambo's man..

Did the doctors ever explain how many chromosomes you were missing?

 

[HowHigh]

Cut their power but by a slicer in case they have a cat