Folder or scruncher

[Misanthrope]

I like to think I'm a trail-blazer on the very forefront of modern anal cleaning culture. I have pioneered something halfway between a fold and a scrunch that captures the efficiency of folding with the time conservation of scrunching.

I call it... BFing.

 

[DB]

How does one BF?

 

[Misanthrope]

Your initial wipe is more scrunch than fold, but you then pinch your hands together to seal up the initial wipe and provide you with more surface for a second wipe.

 

[Twizzle]

too much information

 

[Bulldog Force]

How does one BF?

Well... ask him: http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/member.php?u=7745

 

[Gas Panic!]

I get what Mis is saying. Scrunch FTW.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm a bidet man myself.

 

[Misanthrope]

I've never seen the appeal of bidet. Cold/warm water tickles your junk and makes the shit harder to wipe off properly.

 

[BunniesMan]

Folder. All day. Every day.

The toilet paper has to be organized in my hand with multiple layers protecting my hand from the bad stuff. With an unorganized mess that is scrunching you never know when there could be a gap in the paper and BAM your hand has been ruined.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Folder. All day. Every day.

The toilet paper has to be organized in my hand with multiple layers protecting my hand from the bad stuff. With an unorganized mess that is scrunching you never know when there could be a gap in the paper and BAM your hand has been ruined.

All day? You shit all day?

 

[Apey]

I'm a bidet man myself.

Bidet to you sir.

 

[Jason Maher]

Folder. All day. Every day.

The toilet paper has to be organized in my hand with multiple layers protecting my hand from the bad stuff. With an unorganized mess that is scrunching you never know when there could be a gap in the paper and BAM your hand has been ruined.

It's almost like you've had a lot of practice talking shit...

 

[BunniesMan]

BM knows shitting.

 

[Twizzle]

he should, he's full of it

 

[Misanthrope]

I like the idea that BM refers to shit and semen as 'bad stuff' in day to day life.

"Look out, Lindy, here comes the bad stuff! All over you!"

 

[BunniesMan]

shit is bad stuff, not that I'd ever say it like that. But semen is the stuff that makes the world go round.

#nohomo

 

[Misanthrope]

#homomas