Frederation?

[Lambretta]

Reading today in the newspaper regarding Fred Vile asking for a vote on Gay marriage. Fred say Noooo, no surprises there because he's an odious toad.

But then I thought about his name and realised that Fred West had a four letter affiliation with Mr Vile. Well, more than one four letter affiliation, but I digress.

Then I thought about Right Said Fred - and I thought "is there no end to the shiteness associated with this name?"

So my question to you is do we
Ban the name FRED or
Shoot the parents who call people FRED or
Shoot people called FRED

 

[gUt]

 

[Lambretta]

Ooohh, you bugger Gut - great response
I hadn't thought of that

Is a lazy, dumb merkin Bassett hound good enough to save Fred's from extinction?

I would have said that Fred Trueman could have gone a long way to saving Fred's on his own as Wikipedia says he had a "long standing partnership" with Brian Statham which probably means he is a gay. Brave in a cricketer of the 1960's

But then I noticed he's from Yorkshire which means he spreads Budgeriagars on his toast and spends half his life on strike and thereby destroying the British economy so he'll have to be shot as well.


Mind you half man half biscuit did write a song called "f**king hell.... it's Fred Titmus!" so maybe not all Fred's are complete c**ks.

 

[innsaneink]

 

[gUt]

OP is right:

 

[nöyd]

 

[veggiepatch1959]

Right Said Fred
Fred(die) Mercury
Fred Astaire
Fred Hollows
Fred Flintstone
Fred Schneider
Fred Gywnne

More power to the Freds of this world!

 

[Lambretta]

Yeah, I can see your point, but if all we had to eat were Toady Toads would the World be poorer?

Hell, I'd be happy just to stick with Caramello Koala's or Cocaine Carly's..... ok so I might have just made that last one up...

 

[Lambretta]

Right Said Fred
Fred(die) Mercury
Fred Astaire
Fred Hollows
Fred Flintstone
Fred Schneider
Fred Gywnne

More power to the Freds of this world!

If the only woman you can get is a Ginger, then you're no benefit to the World. So Fred Astaire is out.

Fred(died) Mercury - great singer, terrible teeth, ugliest mother in history. I'd have shot her on principal.

You're not promoting their cause much - still Fred Flinstone really does save your arguement, and Fred Hollows pretty much wins me over.