Funniest Simpsons lines ever

[Ozzy]

I miss Woody too dogslife.

I hear thats the result of wearing too many soxstraps.

 

[Dragon2010]

"Can you take us to Mt.Splahsmore"
"NO".

 

[DB]

 

[Phil McGrawhan]

"What good is education Marge?Everytime i learn something new it pushes something old out.
Like that time i took the Home Wine making course & forgot how to drive"....

 

[Apey]

Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance.

Curse you magic beans!

Oh stop blaming the beans.

 

[kia ora storm]

Homer to Bart:

"At Sporting Events...it's not whether you win or lose...it's how drunk you get that matters".

 

[Ozzy]

Chief Wiggum: No this isn't 911 its 91....2.

 

[Dragon2010]

Homer: "FLANNNNNDDDDDDEEEEEERRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

 

[Red Bear]

[youtube]A_D5zbQ4i8o[/youtube]

 

[Ozzy]

Homer: "FLANNNNNDDDDDDEEEEEERRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

[youtube]UsmL1mLQLfw[/youtube]

 

[DB]

[youtube]A_D5zbQ4i8o[/youtube]

I say this every time I walk out of a movie and there is a line up for another movie.... it gets a laugh around 1 in 10 times.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWy_7eHBLRE&feature=related

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Happy Australia Day!

 

[Dragon2010]

"Hello is this 911?"
"No, This is uhhhh 91...2"

 

[Hallatia]

gime?! What's a gime?
*walks into the gym*
ohhhh, gime!

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I'm gonna mace you good!

 

[Hallatia]

I demand satisfaction! I challenge you to a duel!

 

[Storm13]

Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

 

[dogslife]

And thanks to Elway's patented last second magic, the final score of Superbowl XXX, Denver 7 - San Francisco 56

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The road to the SuperBowl can be long and pointless.