Funny Hotel Observations

[ggmu]

Currently travelling around Europe and staying in many different hotels. As most would know, if ur in hotels long enough u will c some funny shit. My best so far was in paris, was doin some window watching and see a middle age asian man dancing around his room like a teenage girl. Was pissing myself laughing.
What's everyone's else's best hotel observations?

 

[muzby]

back in 2009 i was staying up in terrigal at the crowne plaza.. room 603 i think it was (i usually write down the room numbers of where i stay in case i leave anything in the room..)

anyways, during the middle of the night i hear an awful commotion outside my room, i open the door and......

 

[ggmu]

back in 2009 i was staying up in terrigal at the crowne plaza.. room 603 i think it was (i usually write down the room numbers of where i stay in case i leave anything in the room..)

anyways, during the middle of the night i hear an awful commotion outside my room, i open the door and......

The suspense is killing me haha

 

[Zoidberg]

Was staying down the coast with my girlfriend and we were sharing a nice spa bath, next thing, knock at the door "housekeeping" as she walked in. We quickly yelled out "no thanks".

 

[Bulldog Force]

I remember something that sort of surprised me in France. I was staying in a room in Lourdes, and the hotel was very classy. Very very classy. They gave us a free upgrade because a previous booking was canceled. I loved everything... however the shower had liquid soap dispensers which is generally what the lower-class hotels have. The classy joints usually have the small soap cakes rather than that liquid crap which doesn't do a very good job!

 

[umina panther]

I remember something that sort of surprised me in France. I was staying in a room in Lourdes, and the hotel was very classy. Very very classy. They gave us a free upgrade because a previous booking was canceled. I loved everything... however the shower had liquid soap dispensers which is generally what the lower-class hotels have. The classy joints usually have the small soap cakes rather than that liquid crap which doesn't do a very good job!

What an amazing interesting story

 

[Zoidberg]

What an amazing interesting story

:lol:

 

[Bulldog Force]

What an amazing interesting story

I know ay bro

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

And the moral of the story is - You know you're a douche when even your soap doesn't want a bar of you?

 

[Flapper]

The fiancee wanted to go to the Entrance for NYE for some bizarre reason, and the only hotel available was the shit one across the road from the Diggers, so we booked it through wotif no sweat, 90 minutes later we get a call from the hotel informing us our chosen room is no longer available as it burnt down :lol: you'd figure half your establishment burning down might inspire you to cnange your room info.

 

[Bulldog Force]

The fiancee wanted to go to the Entrance for NYE for some bizarre reason, and the only hotel available was the shit one across the road from the Diggers, so we booked it through wotif no sweat, 90 minutes later we get a call from the hotel informing us our chosen room is no longer available as it burnt down :lol: you'd figure half your establishment burning down might inspire you to cnange your room info.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Deadset.

I think the reason she wanted to go was due to the 9:00pm fireworks they usually have there out on the water.

 

[Red Bear]

Once stayed at a place in Noosa where the manager looked almost identical to John Cleese. Which was funny as a Fawlty Towers fan

 

[Bulldog Force]

back in 2009 i was staying up in terrigal at the crowne plaza.. room 603 i think it was (i usually write down the room numbers of where i stay in case i leave anything in the room..)

anyways, during the middle of the night i hear an awful commotion outside my room, i open the door and......

I'm dying to know what happens next... HURRY UP AND FINISH YOUR STORY DAMMIT...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

stayed at a resort/lodge that was one of a few bunched together on the range just outside of banff. Surrounded by wilderness so plenty of critters and the occasional bear but the worse was the marmots (ground squirrels) that infested the place. They dig burrows in ground big enough to get your foot stuck in them so on a big night in town (we were there for 3 days over the weekend and was some festival on at the same time) it was pretty funny getting back stupidly late in the morning after the sun was already up and seeing a fair few drunks that lost at minesweeper on their walk from the cab rank and have just slept where the have fallen over after stepping into a marmot hole

 

[canberra_raiders2k2]

Had to go to Dubbo for work. I needed a room, the best they could do was ask a current customer if it was okay if I slept in their room haha. I turned it down and went to a motel.

WORST IDEA EVER.

The room had a snake under the bed. I ran out the room and to the front desk. We came back and could not find the damn thing. It felt like every 15 minutes I woke to inspect the room.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Hotel in Santorini - I witnessed a cat fight that I'll never forget. A big grey cat was chasing a small black one around until it cornered it on the verandah of the house next door to the hotel, and an old Greek lady who was sweeping the verandah at the time ran towards the 2 cats fighting and tried to sweep them off the verandah :lol: I've never seen anything like it... and old European woman charging at 2 feral cats going all out on them lol.

 

[ek999]

Had to go to Dubbo for work. I needed a room, the best they could do was ask a current customer if it was okay if I slept in their room haha. I turned it down and went to a motel.

WORST IDEA EVER.

The room had a snake under the bed. I ran out the room and to the front desk. We came back and could not find the damn thing. It felt like every 15 minutes I woke to inspect the room.

It could have been worse - they could have made you share a room with Julian O'Neill

 

[ek999]

back in 2009 i was staying up in terrigal at the crowne plaza.. room 603 i think it was (i usually write down the room numbers of where i stay in case i leave anything in the room..)

anyways, during the middle of the night i hear an awful commotion outside my room, i open the door and......

The suspense is killing me haha

I'm dying to know what happens next... HURRY UP AND FINISH YOUR STORY DAMMIT...

You merkins have no appreciation for the finer parts of Rugby League history do you?

 

[Bulldog Force]

Correct.