GAME DAY vs. CAM

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  1. bluefox68

    bluefox68 Juniors

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    Us vs. the Cami-sole...

    Smash him!!!!
     
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  2. BatteredFlake

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    Sounds like a good game plan. Smash Cam!
     
  3. Quigs

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    Narhh you heathens Ive joined the CamFam and have created a small nativity scene in my front yard. Cam the Man smack bang inthe middle. I've got 400 real small birthday cake type candles and have two minature filing cabinets. I've got a series of minature refs whistles and some minature wrestling holds magazines. I've even got a couple of Brissie Donkeys.

    I've got 50 minature commentators all gathered outside of the main area just waiting to crawl up Cams arse.

    Now I am at a bit of a quandary here. I don't know what I should use to stick into the small Cam figure. Should I use those pins with little bubbles on the end or should I just use sharpe double ended tooth picks.

    Whatever I use will they have any effect on him before I light the 400 candles and the Nativity scene combusts. Maybe I should just use lighter fluid and take out all including the 50 arse licking commentators.

    Whichever way it pans out I still think I might be in for a very long 70 minutes
     
  4. bad boy bubby

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    The NRL wanted to find a hapless Washinton Generals team to act as comical opponent to Smith's Harlem Globetrotters... enter Sharks.

    They will play the role to perfection.
     
  6. BatteredFlake

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    Can you include a miniature Mick Ennis with angel wings giving him a congratulatory pat on the back?
     
  7. Card Shark

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    Even if it wasn’t Cam’s birthday, we wouldn’t win this.

    Whilst we almost always give them a run for their money, we have been that diabolical against 2 shit teams recently, that we will probably be officially knocked out of the comp after today.

    i.e. concede 50+ points
     
  8. Griffoshark66

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    I think you meant Game Day vs Kaaaaarnt.
     
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  9. Griffoshark66

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    Agreed. They'll carve us up.
     
  10. glenmoresharkie

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    Games like this are good for the mental state, knowing we’re not meant to win is a bonus. If we win I’ll obviously be happy but not disappointed if we lose.

    I hope we rip this merkins head off and smash him. Even if we lose I want us to hit him hard every time he touches it.
     
  11. shadowboxer

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    I’d just like to see them kick a goal, preferably with Cam Smiths head as the ball....
    Non plussed to be honest - will be out on the town so like last few weeks avoid the drama and can have a great laugh reading the game day posts later
     
  12. carcharias

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    Wouldn’t mind Smith get f**king smashed
     
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  13. Go Nulla

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    It will be a carve up a thon. Them by thousands.
     
  14. Stake Removed

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    Season on line, cant when this game its all over, already out of 8 after Panthers won.

    Coach Morris under pressure we miss finals worst result since 2014.

    Under performing name players need to stand up tonight, they need to be told you dont win, get ready for Jets, there is no excuse tonight need to win.

    Teams in recent weeks who on paper should have lost have won and away from home no reason cant happen tonight
     
  15. Stake Removed

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    Sharks team currently listed

    20. A.Gray
    2. S.Feki
    3. B.Xerri
    4. J.Dugan
    5. J.Morris
    6. S.Johnson
    7. C.Townsend
    8. A.Fifita
    9. J.Brailey
    10. M.Prior
    11. B.Nikora
    14. K.Capewell
    13. J.Williams
    Bench
    15. J.Bukuya
    16. A.Woods
    17. B.Uele
    18. B.Magoulias
    Res
    19. K.Flanagan
    21. B.Brailey
     
  16. bad boy bubby

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    If that exact side runs out, and in those positions, I'll come to the Sharkcast party in a pink two-two
     
  17. glenmoresharkie

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    Surely Magoulias isn’t playing. Give me Blayke Brailey any day.
     
  18. SadShark

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    Margoulias will get schooled. A faarken dead-set plonker if ever one pulled on a Sharks jersey. And there’s been a Trump-load.
     
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  19. glenmoresharkie

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    Sounds like he’s got a bit of Kurt Dillon about him
     
  20. Card Shark

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    Everyone deserves a chance.

    Can’t do any worse than those that have played the last 2 weeks.
     

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