GB wins the Ashes

[A man amongst boys]

It has been reported today that Australia has lost the Ashes by default.

The terms and conditions clearly state that if one of the teams betrays it's own country, then it must hand over the trophy.

The RFL has stated that the trophy will be filled with a jelly-like substance known as "Australian Backbone"

 

[Twohalves]

I'm starting to believe there's a large element of truth in those Aussie soaps like Home&Away and Neighbours, where the Aussie male comes across as a real woosie. Maybe they should send their girls across, they look rough enough.

 

[spaggy]

GUTLESS JOEYS(ROOS)
LONG LIVE THE ANZAC SPIRIT
YOU SHOULD ALL BE VERY ASHAMED