Great opening lines.

[carcharias]

You Am I - PURPLE SNEAKERS

Had a scratch only you could itch
Underneath the Glebe Point Bridge

 

[Red Bear]

frenzal rhomb - genitals are funny

"There are some things in nature like giraffes when they're having sex that are so funny its plain to see"

 

[sydraider]

Metallica- Sanitarium.

"Welcome to where time stands still"

 

[HevyDevy]

Anal merkin - "You got date-raped."

"You just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to f**k,
He's twice your size and weight so you're sh*t out of luck."

 

[sydraider]

GG Allin- "I wanna piss on you"

 

[MKEB...]

Primus- Wynona's got a big brown beaver which she shows off to all her friends

 

[McLovin]

Afroman - Back to School

"Man, my daddy told me, boy when i was yo age, i had to walk 13 miles to get to school..."

"I said ohh, is that why you didn't graduate?"

 

[carcharias]

the gurg.
I sucked a lot of c**k to get where I am.

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

"who lives in a pine apple under the sea?"

 

[NPK]

I Wish Somebody Would Build A Bridge (So I Can Get Over Myself) - Thirsty Merc

Munching on a ham and cheese sando in the morning on Friday
Cruising down the Pacific Highway
Thinking 'bout the day ahead

 

[2 True Blues]

hey dude. Noticed your pictures from easter island. What is that movie about easter island called again. was discussing this with my girl the other day tellin her how good it was, but could not remember it's name. RapaNuii or something similar right ?? though I realise that is not it exactly ??

 

[ledzep]

Metallica- Sanitarium.

"Welcome to where time stands still"

listening to this right now
great song

 

[2 True Blues]

Thirteen men dressed in Blue,
Look out cause theyr'e comin thru !!!!

 

[2 True Blues]

the movie i am tryin to recall starts with a surfing scene and the islanders on easter island are surfin there butts off.

These people lived on the most distant piece of rock on earth from other societes so killed all of their trees and had to compete for the limited food etc by sending a representive from each island tribe in a race across shark infested waters to bring back an intact bird egg to the shore again on their heads. And thus that clan won the food rights for the upcoming year. As these idiots killed all of the trees to put up the farked heads etc.

good movie though. Anyone know what it was called !!?? I only saw it the once and would like to see it again and show the girl !!

PS... Classic scene when the island witch doctor dude paddled out to the ' great white god ' and jumped upon it. it was an iceberg floating from antartica and he got on it thinking it would take him to his god, though in real life it would have melted away as headed further north, and we all knew that he would end up shark bait eventually. top movie though i thought. whats it called guys
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[Skeletor]

Trainspotting:
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f**king big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f**k you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f**king junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**ked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Cum on feel the noize, girls rock the boys

Nothing, just nothing beats that!

 

[CliffyIsGod]

I have heard it way too many times, but BWBW, "The world is a vampire"

 

[Big Pete]

Cliffy you beat me to it.

BWBW for the win.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

Cum on feel the noize, girls rock the boys

Nothing, just nothing beats that!

agreed.

+ love Sanitarium as well


TENACIOUS D

"f**k Her Gently"

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f**k her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do