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Great Reffing Belinda Sharp, The Great Saifiti Switcheroo

Vee

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13 mins left in the Storm v Knights game and Jacob hits Tui Kamakamica late after he passes. Planned or not, he immediately interchanges and his identical twin pleads Not Guilty.

Sharp recalls Jacob from the bench and bins him for 10mins.

Gotta get up pretty early in the morning to fool her.
 

skeepe

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Typical of a scum club like the Knights to try this.

They really should be fined for it, because interchanges are not permitted while the referee deals with foul play.
 

Saxon

Bench
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Agreed
Heavy fines and banishment from the competition, nay the country should be strongly considered for all current players, officials and fans
You're going soft in your old age. Nothing less than hanging is acceptable.
 
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Players also have massive identifiable numbers on the back of their jerseys.
Unless you’re rabs calling a Cronulla game in which every Polynesian bloke is Feki.

In all seriousness the town of Newcastle should be disbanded and the Hunter should be absorbed by surrounding areas. Relocate the Knights to Broome.
 

mxlegend99

Referee
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That’s right. We’ve been shit for the last 20 years and are generally pretty inoffensive.
As a Panthers fan, the only hate I have for Knights is sending Luke Walsh, Adam Woolnough, Cameron Ciraldo, Brad Tighe, Brand Worth, Clint Newton, Will Smith, Kevin and Wes Naiqama to us. We ended up with a lot of scrap heap players from Knights.
 

skeepe

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It’s not the Knights themselves that bother me. It’s the fact that they play in, and represent, what is - objectively- the worst city on the planet.

Calling Newcastle a shithole would be an insult to shitholes.

There’s a shitty overpriced pub serving awful food on an otherwise dead wharf, a ghost town called Hunter St, speed numbs that destroy the underside of anything lower than a monster truck, and a “leagues club” that’s not worthy of the name.

Don’t even get me started on Henny Penny, a (very) poor man’s pale imitation of Kingsley’s.

Then there are the people. Toothless, smelly, unkempt riff raff. The only thing that scares them more than brushing their teeth is telling them that their yearly shower is coming up.

Fence it off, level it and salt the earth. There’s nothing salvageable about that place.

But save Rudderless Records. That place is a gem.
 

ACTPanthers

Bench
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It’s not the Knights themselves that bother me. It’s the fact that they play in, and represent, what is - objectively- the worst city on the planet.

Calling Newcastle a shithole would be an insult to shitholes.

There’s a shitty overpriced pub serving awful food on an otherwise dead wharf, a ghost town called Hunter St, speed numbs that destroy the underside of anything lower than a monster truck, and a “leagues club” that’s not worthy of the name.

Don’t even get me started on Henny Penny, a (very) poor man’s pale imitation of Kingsley’s.

Then there are the people. Toothless, smelly, unkempt riff raff. The only thing that scares them more than brushing their teeth is telling them that their yearly shower is coming up.

Fence it off, level it and salt the earth. There’s nothing salvageable about that place.

But save Rudderless Records. That place is a gem.
Bro, we live in Canberra... Let's just put those stones down shall we?
 

mozza91

Coach
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It’s not the Knights themselves that bother me. It’s the fact that they play in, and represent, what is - objectively- the worst city on the planet.

Calling Newcastle a shithole would be an insult to shitholes.

There’s a shitty overpriced pub serving awful food on an otherwise dead wharf, a ghost town called Hunter St, speed numbs that destroy the underside of anything lower than a monster truck, and a “leagues club” that’s not worthy of the name.

Don’t even get me started on Henny Penny, a (very) poor man’s pale imitation of Kingsley’s.

Then there are the people. Toothless, smelly, unkempt riff raff. The only thing that scares them more than brushing their teeth is telling them that their yearly shower is coming up.

Fence it off, level it and salt the earth. There’s nothing salvageable about that place.

But save Rudderless Records. That place is a gem.
Even though 80% of this is bullshit it’s solid gold. Some of it was certainly true at one stage but Newcastle has changed a lot over the years.

Also glass houses considering what a cold, boring shithole Canberra is.
 
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It’s not the Knights themselves that bother me. It’s the fact that they play in, and represent, what is - objectively- the worst city on the planet.

Calling Newcastle a shithole would be an insult to shitholes.

There’s a shitty overpriced pub serving awful food on an otherwise dead wharf, a ghost town called Hunter St, speed numbs that destroy the underside of anything lower than a monster truck, and a “leagues club” that’s not worthy of the name.

Don’t even get me started on Henny Penny, a (very) poor man’s pale imitation of Kingsley’s.

Then there are the people. Toothless, smelly, unkempt riff raff. The only thing that scares them more than brushing their teeth is telling them that their yearly shower is coming up.

Fence it off, level it and salt the earth. There’s nothing salvageable about that place.

But save Rudderless Records. That place is a gem.

FYI - Henny Penny used to be a very big brand name in the 1970s. They had stores scattered across Sydney also. I know as we used to get takeaway chicken from the nearest one when I was a kid. When it closed it was replaced by Red Rooster.
 
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