Greatest NBA quotes

[Ridders]

Inspired by Ron Artest, I went through google searching for funny nba quotes. Found this website. Some of the stuff on there nearly made me cry. Pure awesomeness.

Link

I think it's possible that some of them have been made up, but it still makes me lol.

 

[Ridders]

"In Turkey, the media wait for you outside. You go down to them, in tunnel, and sometimes, people are yelling and throwing things. They throw coins. I get hit in the head. Bleeding. There is blood."

- Mehmet Okur

"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win."

- Doug Collins

"Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season."

- Charles Barkley, talking about Vince Carter.

"The best day of my life was when I turned 25. That's the day my car insurance went down. Yeah, boy, I saved $1,200 that day."

- Stephen Jackson

"After being treated for a kidney stone, Lakers coach Phil Jackson said "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing." "

"I thought LeBron James was just going to be another addition to help me score,"

- Ricky Davis

"Having a record company and putting out my own CD. There's clothes and shoes. There's also an upcoming book deal that I'm trying to do. I'm trying to be positive. I'm a big fan of the Nobel Peace Prize."

- Ron Artest on how he's dealing with life after his suspension.

"Unstoppable, baby!"

- Warrior rookie Marc Jackson to the Mavericks' bench, after hitting a lay -up during a 29 -point loss.

 

[The Dodger]

lol

"After being treated for a kidney stone, Lakers coach Phil Jackson said "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing." "

 

[Stranger]

"My biggest thrill came the night Elgin Baylor and I combined for 73 points at Madison Square Garden. Elgin had 71 of them."

- Hot Rod Rundley

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNIhPmHwuF0&feature=related

Shaq top 10.

 

[SilverSteeler]

These are awesome even if some were made up but I would say most would be true knowing what some NBA players are like :roll: