How old are you now?
I remember on my 17th Birthday, I decided that i would play basketball instead of going to school.....
In my more athletic days i could slam dunk.... After polishing off a can of coke, i ran up to the basketball & dunked the ball.... Due to my stupidity, i didn't wipe my hands before i dunked..... The water on my hands caused my handsto slip off the ring & put me into a full nose dive......
Two broken wrists & a big cut on my jaw! What a great day!