hayne I set you free on behalf of the eels fans

[Hawkins]

This really is a stomach turning thread.

Can we stop talking about Hayne please.

 

[The EELiminator]

I'm sure you like to think Hayne is crying about your perceived lack of success in his life (which includes highly featuring in an NSW origin win, playing in the NFL and making an NRL Grand Final on his own), but I think you overestimate your influence.

i suspect he cares as much about my opinion of him as i do about his (and your) opinions of me

 

[Swiftstylez]

i suspect he cares as much about my opinion of him as i do about his (and your) opinions of me

I did not state any opinion on you personally but if what I posted made you look into a mirror and question the depravity jealousy unleashes upon the human condition, mission accomplished.

<3

 

[Gary Gutful]

Stop hijacking the syphilis thread...

 

[Swiftstylez]

Stop hijacking the syphilis thread...

Your browser history is going to take a lot of explaining one day

 

[Gary Gutful]

"He was a man obsessed with syphilis."

That was surprisingly easy.

 

[Swiftstylez]

"He was a man obsessed with syphilis."

That was surprisingly easy.

Yet i'm not convinced...

 

[Gary Gutful]

What's your policy on syphilis, Swifty?

 

[Swiftstylez]

What's your policy on syphilis, Swifty?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Wise words, Swifty.

 

[The EELiminator]

I did not state any opinion on you personally but if what I posted made you look into a mirror and question the depravity jealousy unleashes upon the human condition, mission accomplished.

<3

the idea that i am jealous of jarryd is even more laughable than your previous notion

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

Well, if you insist...

Normally I take a sharp needle, put a dab of syphilis from my 'fridge of sexual diseases' and then inject it right into the eye of my penis. It used to hurt but now the eye of my penis is so mangled and scabby that I think I have damaged all of the nerve endings.

Youve got me facinated on what it would be like to tenderly lick inside and around your little scabby eye hole, Gary.
Is it stretched enough for a friend to put his penis in and make love to your penis Gary?
Have you ever tried that? and whats the biggest object youve forced down the eye to stretch it?
My eyelet has been stretched to take a fist, FYI i could take your fist in the eye of my penis all the way up to your forearm with no discomfort.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

There are programs for people like you, most of them far away from the community.

The risk of STD's always ups the excitement and makes me blow harder.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I knew Casper would find this thread.

 

[Swiftstylez]

I knew Casper would find this thread.

I really wish he didn't.

 

[strider]

I knew Casper would find this thread.

What did i tell ya about going too far

 

[Gary Gutful]

Lesson learnt.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You only need to say the words 'sphincter', 'throbbing' or the name of any bodily fluid three times and he will appear.

 

[Malabar Eel]

Did someone say sphincter?

 

[Bazal]

Yeah but they were talking about the lower esophageal sphincter