hayne I set you free on behalf of the eels fans

[Dibs]

Has anybody ever masturbated while watching somebody who didnt know you were watching them?
Be honest please.

Yes every pornstar in every porn clip I've ever watched. Not one of them knew I was watching

 

[Swiftstylez]

Http://www.yourbrainonporn.com
Casper is living proof

 

[Dibs]

Http://www.yourbrainonporn.com
Casper is living proof

There is no way I'm clicking on that

 

[Swiftstylez]

There is no way I'm clicking on that

Google it

 

[Dibs]

Google it

You google it I'm to busy watching porn

 

[Swiftstylez]

.

 

[Gary Gutful]

SFW?

Swifty's Flogging his Wang?

 

[Swiftstylez]

SFW?

Swifty's Flogging his Wang?

I feel like abstaining could help you

 

[T.S Quint]

I already predicted his return...

Hayne...or Casper?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I feel like abstaining could help you

Sorry. It was a cheap gag. It wasn't even that good. You're right. I should really abstain.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hayne...or Casper?

At this point I'd happily take Hayne if it meant no more Casper.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

I'll tell you one fact, you guys with smart TVs are being monitored by the CIA, ASIO and the FBI, they are watching and listening to you and your families and friends do and probably doing it right now, they would be monitoring this convo because ive just said those three magical words, so id warn everybody to be very careful.
Always put a sticker over anything with a camera and remove the mic, the system IS watching you, wake up friends please be careful.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

Yes every pornstar in every porn clip I've ever watched. Not one of them knew I was watching

Real people dibs, like people that might be over for lunch at your home, next to the pool, and you would be inside watching them.
Thats an example, i wouldnt do that.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Wow... You have outdone yourself lmao

 

[T.S Quint]

I'll tell you one fact, you guys with smart TVs are being monitored by the CIA, ASIO and the FBI, they are watching and listening to you and your families and friends do and probably doing it right now, they would be monitoring this convo because ive just said those three magical words, so id warn everybody to be very careful.
Always put a sticker over anything with a camera and remove the mic, the system IS watching you, wake up friends please be careful.

This isn't too far away from the truth, tbh.
First of all you need a camera and a microphone actually attached to your tv/computer for it to be used. Even if it is turned off 'they' can turn it on.

However, they are not watching you. They have no reason to. They certainly can if they want to though.

 

[Swiftstylez]

It's true but very irrelevent.

I always think of this whenever I read the disturbing ruminations of Casper

 

[Swiftstylez]

I feel like they should have kept the Parramatta Lunatic Asylum open just for the arrival of Casper

 

[Dibs]

Real people dibs, like people that might be over for lunch at your home, next to the pool, and you would be inside watching them.
Thats an example, i wouldnt do that.

I think it's disgraceful that you don't consider pornstars real people
Hath not a Pornstar eyes? hath not a Pornstar hands, organs,
dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject
to the same diseases(well maybe not all the same diseases), healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Real person is?

 

[Swiftstylez]

What casper illustrates is that your behaviour is low risk therefore not significant enough to be acknowledged by his deviant and disgusting morals.

 

[The EELiminator]

I'll tell you one fact, you guys with smart TVs are being monitored by the CIA, ASIO and the FBI, they are watching and listening to you and your families and friends do and probably doing it right now

so it's like a worldwide version of gogglebox wtf is the point of watching us watch tv?
ok computers i get you can read emails and see if someone is visiting extremist / child porn sites but who is watching dodgy stuff on their tv?