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[hindy111]

I sense he would be shit with his hands

 

[Bazal]

The funniest bit was all the people that were scared for their lives.

The funniest bit was that half of them were f**king marine biologists

 

[hindy111]

Hence the red knob

 

[Gary Gutful]

Soviet dictator?

Getting colder.

Sincerely
Vlad

 

[hindy111]

He is a Seinfeld fan, we know that. And a feminsit.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I hate Seinfeld...and bitches too.

 

[hindy111]

you like Gould's cream bun

Who woke you up.

 

[Gary Gutful]

The funniest bit was that half of them were f**king marine biologists

Call it natural selection.

 

[hindy111]

I hate Seinfeld...and bitches too.

Accountant

 

[hindy111]

A f**king bean counter. Gary the bean counter. Ha explains the drinking problem.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

A f**king bean counter. Gary the bean counter. Ha explains the drinking problem.

His only drinking problem is that he has terrible taste in beer.

 

[Bazal]

Getting colder.

Sincerely
Vlad

And anyway, I was just f**king about. I know you're a marine biologist. Not sure why hindy doesn't believe it

 

[Bazal]

A f**king bean counter. Gary the bean counter. Ha explains the drinking problem.

I can't do maths to save my life and I've got a drinking problem. Marine Biology is a high stress environment. Any minute we could accidentally wipe out all life on earth. It's very tense.

 

[hindy111]

Its getting late. Im going to bed.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I have counted a lot of beans, but I have never seen as many as I did down in Hindy's Cabin.

Just for the record let's get the story straight
Me and Hindy111 were fishin' it was gettin'
Pretty late
Out on a cypress limb above the wishin' well
Where they say is got no bottom say it take
You down to Hell.
Over in the bushes and off to the right
Come two men talking; in the pale moonlight
Sheriff John Brady and Deputiy Hedge
Haulin' two limp bodies down to the water's edge
I know a secret down at Hindy111's cabin oh yea
I know a secret that I just can't tell
They didn't see me and Hindy in the tree
Neither one believin' what the other could see
Tossed in the bodies let 'em sink on down
To the bottom of the well
Where'd they never be bound
I know a secret down at Hindy111's cabin oh yea
I know a secret that I just can't tell
I know a secret down at Hindy111's cabin
Know a secret that I just can't tell
I know a secret down at Hindy111's cabin
Know who put the bodies in the wishin' well
Soon as they were gone me and Hindy got down
Prayin' real hard that we wouldn't make a sound
Runnin; through the woods back to Hindy111' shack
Where the full moon shines throught the roof tile cracks
Oh my God Hindy who re we gonna tell
The sheriff belongs in a prison cell
Keep your mouth shut that's what we're gonna do
Unless you wanna wind up in the wishin' well too.
I know a secret down at Hindy111's cabin
I know a secret that I just can't tell
I know a secret down at Hindy111's cabin
Know a secret that I just can't tell
I know a secret down at Hindy111's cabin
Know who put the bodies, know who put the bodies in the wishin' well

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I can't do maths to save my life and I've got a drinking problem. Marine Biology is a high stress environment. Any minute we could accidentally wipe out all life on earth. It's very tense.

No wonder you made such a hash of that gravity stuff.

 

[Bazal]

No wonder you made such a hash of that gravity stuff.

I'm not allowed to talk about that anymore

 

[Snoochies]

The NRL has a gender adviser. She's said Hayne should stand down till the matter is resolved.
I guess a good way to manipulate the season is to get a bunch of woman to accuse everyone in the storm of sexual assault.

www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/jarryd-hayne-should-not-play-until-case-is-over-nrl-gender-adviser/news-story/eb53b54783800a339994fdbb3c79f23e

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The gender adviser needs to talk to the legal adviser.

 

[Chipmunk]

No. This is a civil matter. Which means it is commercial.
If Hayne isn't eventually looking for ways to settle this then he is a lunatic and the civil court will let him and the complainant know this fact at least 4 times (all those pre trial mentions, compulsory mediation dates etc) through the course of the proceedings.
The NRL settle civil legal proceedings all the time without admitting anything so they know this stuff.
The media and outrage groups will flip for a few days but that will only last until the next outrage story.

I agree with the sentiments of your argument for The Plane to settle and move on, but I'd be getting the OK from the NRL first before doing so. After all, the NRL can suspend a player for whatever reason they see fit if it suits their interests, it doesn't have to be criminal. What criminal offence did Todd Carney do when he pissed on himself in a toilet?