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[Gary Gutful]

That's pretty much what I'm talking about. The fact that we aren't face to face allows a bypass to social anxiety and allows people to truly express themselves, when they wouldn't in a room with other people.

I express myself on here and in real life.

I don't go for second best
I put my love to the test
I make him express how he feels
So maybe then I'll know my love is real.

 

[Twizzle]

I bet you wouldn't ring me up and call me that, would you?

Actually, scratch that I get at least 3 phone calls a day from people ringing me up to call me a merkin.

give us you number and we can make it 4

 

[Noise]

Hayne and his dreams are back:

Finally playing at the ground were it all started. Dream is an understatement. Ctown I'm happy to be back home #2566 ‪#‎minto‬‪#‎airds‬‪#‎standup‬

 

[phantom eel]

Lol, I bet it was his "lifelong dream" to end up playing NRL Club games back at Orana Park.

Hayne - or his media minders - never had a need to post such cliched dribble when he was playing Eels away games at Campbelltown...

#promotethebrand

 

[hineyrulz]

40mins to Hayne cam Bart, got your lube and tissues ready???

 

[Docker EBay]

Well done Parramatta playing brisbane back into form have you even won a game since you were caught cheating oh yeah newcaslte souths and roosters great work

 

[phantom eel]

40mins to Hayne cam Bart, got your lube and tissues ready???

f**k, is the red button show on again?

I'm not prepared...

 

[hineyrulz]

f**k, is the red button show on again?

I'm not prepared...

Come on Bart lift your game, there is still time. You are letting Jarryd down.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

OMG OMG OMG OMG....HE'S NEARLY HERE!!!

 

[phantom eel]

Ok, I'll just dash to the chemist.

 

[Noise]

Lol, I bet it was his "lifelong dream" to end up playing NRL Club games back at Orana Park.

Hayne - or his media minders - never had a need to post such cliched dribble when he was playing Eels away games at Campbelltown...

#promotethebrand

To be fair to the dreamer, he has only ever played trial games at campbeltown

 

[hineyrulz]

To be fair to the dreamer, he has only ever played trial games at campbeltown

Another dream ticked off.

 

[phantom eel]

To be fair to the dreamer, he has only ever played trial games at campbeltown

But... you're forgetting "where it all started" with his junior league career with Campbelltown City/East Campbelltown from age 6. He would have played the odd game at Orana Park back then - maybe even finals.

I can't wait for his ghost written autobiography to come out, so I can cram up on all the details!

 

[Noise]

But... you're forgetting "where it all started" with his junior league career with Campbelltown City/East Campbelltown from age 6. He would have played the odd game at Orana Park back then - maybe even finals.

I can't wait for his ghost written autobiography to come out, so I can cram up on all the details!

I meant first grade nrl game. That's his current dream

 

[phantom eel]

I meant first grade nrl game. That's his current dream

No worries.

It was very tweet-worthy for him then.

I hope this dream goes well for the brand, er... I mean the guy.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Ok, I'll just dash to the chemist.

As if you didn't prepare days ago.

 

[phantom eel]

Credit to Hayne - he won his new team the game, with a field goal under pressure in the final minute.

Not sold on his $1.2mil "playmaking" worth as a half, but credit where credit's due.

 

[Bandwagon]

Showed at the very least he is more than capable of playing in the halves.

Time will tell how well, if in fact he stays there.

 

[Suitman]

#getoutclause.

 

[Dibs]

Well done Parramatta playing brisbane back into form have you even won a game since you were caught cheating oh yeah newcaslte souths and roosters great work

You forgot manly last week you f*cken moron. And we deliberately played Broncos into form just in case they meet your team in the finals so they can knock the merkins out