Headline: NRL Referee's brain cooked in solarium accident

[Slappy]

A prominent referee in the NRL was yesterday involved in an accident at an Oxford St. tanning salon in Sydney. It was alleged that Shayne Hayne, was accidentally locked in a new experimental prototype solarium for over 4 hours. Workers at the salon were alerted when girlish sobbing was heard emanating from the machine. Hayne, distraught and confused was pulled out and immediately began running around in circles knocking into walls and smashing a $25,000 cafe latte machine donated by the Sydney Roosters, before collapsing to the floor.

Patrons witnessing the incident were horrified to see the state of Hayne ...and that was before he went into the solarium!!!

 

[Eye of the Tiger]

nice slappy well done

nice work on the latte

 

[Slappy]

Thanks mate,

This Hayne character will never be a competent referee in my opinion.
It appears that it is simply too difficult for him to concentrate on two opposing teams simultaneously. I think it was a match against Manly last year when he absolutely crucified us.

 

[Trollhammaren]

Quite a worthy first post son. I've noticed Hayne tends to give one team a lot of penalties, then tries to even it out later, however, tonight he seemed to forget to do that.

Worst. Ref. Ever

 

[NZ Magpie]

I like it Slappy. Well done.

Shayne Hayne is a bloody jerk and a total disgrace.

 

[Gobbso]

Bring back Mogsheen Jadwat! :lol:

 

[scottyeel]

Hayne always just picks on one side, unfortunately last night it was the tigers. Probably would have been a real good game with a decent ref.

 

[jirskyr]

They were giving him a serve both on the Footy Show this morning and on 2GBs continuous call this arvo.

He's a wannabe model not a ref.