I thought last nights show cast him in a different light.
The next door neighbours gardener was a complete and utter f*ckwit. Complaining about the f*cking animals FCS. They moved the Rooster to the other side of the property, and the dogs they had are either too small to make any serious noise and are mostly inside dogs anyway, or they're big mopey dogs who don't give a damn about barking obnoxiously. And the size of the god damn properties, like as if you'd hear anything from across the other side of the yard anyway!
I reckon the gardener got himself in a sticky situation perving over the fence at Brooke and had to make up a story to cover himself.
Onya Hogans!