Homer's Classics (part 2)

[Booyah]

Ohh he card read good....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

" It's Kearns, stupid!! "

 

[Ron Jeremy]

From the Cat burgler episode

Homer- " but i wasn't asleep...i was drunk"

Homer- Dad you have done some wonderfull things in your life.....but you are a very old man now ...and old people are useless *starts tickleing Ab* "aren't they hehehhehe"
AB- " Stop that....that's a form of abuse" :lol:

 

[choc_soldier]

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

 

[thuganomics]

We should have Raplh classics

"Hi Prinicible Skinner, hi super nintendo charmers"

:lol:

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

Oh no people are about to realise I am really Ralph.

 

[choc_soldier]

When I grow up, I want to be either a principal or a caterpillar.

 

[***MH***]

Miss Hoover? Which one is oral?

 

[choc_soldier]

Back to Homer... a newer one...

"You think I'm not afraid to manhandle a child".

 

[jimmythehand]

HELP ME JEEVUS

 

[MC DUI]

"To alcohol - the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." - Homer

"Life deals you one crushing blow after another until you just wish Flanders was dead" - Homer

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Homer: "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course, and I forgot how to drive?

Marge: "That's because you were drunk!"

Homer: "And How!"

 

[knights04]

Homer: "Remember what Vince Lambardi said, If you lose your out of the family"

 

[~bedsy~]

the lines from the boogeyman episode are one of the best

:lol: :lol:

Love that one. Classic. You see Marge come in and Homer has the house all barricaded with the shot-gun.

:lol: "Oh nothing Marge, just a little incident with boggyman"


Salesmanat the door) "But surly you can't put a price on your family's protection"
Homer: "I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are"(shuts the door on him)


Homer: "I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun"

 

[Red Bear]

Homer: I'm not guoing to lie to you Marge. Seeya

 

[Phillips]

Homer: im...................going..................outside...................to.................stalk.............lenny...........and...................karl........D'oh #-o

 

[Mal Meninga]

Homer: To find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders.
Homer's brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o! And I wear the same stupid sweater every day and...
Homer: The Springfield river!