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Hong Kong subtitles......?

G@v

Juniors
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The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong
Kong:
* I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
* Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
* Gun wounds again?
* Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
* A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
* Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken
* Take my advice, or I'll spank you a lot.
* Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
* This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I
am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave
them out on the desert floor for ants to eat.
* Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
* I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
* You daring lousy guy.
* Beat him out of recognizable shape!
* Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short
rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your doctor for a
thorough extermination.
* I have been scared silly too much lately.
* I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
* Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
* The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
* How can you use my intestines as a gift?
* Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team
up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our
karate feats on some but of the giant lizard person.
* You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice
chicken.
 
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I saw a wetern european movie on SBS a few years ago which had a couple of great lines in the subtitles. First the guy in the movie took his girlfriend out to dinner and ordered 'the food of love' for her, an anchovy omelette. Later on he was talking to his ex-wife about her new boyfriend and his comment was 'I bet he doesn't cover you in spittle like I used to do.'
 

Willow

Assistant Moderator
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111,101
These late night,'continental' movies from Europe are a problem for me. I keep reading the sub titles and miss the best bits.

 

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