Hour Glass Egg Timer

[St. Brett]

Alright you sons of bitches!

Since nobody could help me with yesterday's enquiry about internet cafes then maybe someone can help me with today's enquiry.

The thing is, when I go into any shop and say, "do you still sell those hour glass things with the sand that falls through them?" they look at me like I'm a crack dealer.

Today's generation hasn't a friggin' clue what an egg timer is.

Not one place in Liverpool sells egg timers.
Only those electronic gizmo's.

Where, in NSW (SYD metro,) can you get one of these mother f*ckers?

 

[Bastard Squad]

http://www.online-stopwatch.com/eggtimer-countdown/full-screen/

 

[St. Brett]

Bastard Squad

Arghhh that's not much help, sir.

I click on it and it takes me to a wide ass screen.
I'll bet you a hundred bucks that if I keep clicking on links to that link you gave me I'll wind up at a porno website.

This is f*cking hopless.

We used to have tons of those things back at Moorebank and the bird who dipped red liquid when bent over.

 

[backdoor]

Do you want it to time an hour or 3 minutes (I think that is how long the egg ones usually go for)
Try a cooking/kitchen utensils shop or even a 2 dollar shop in the cooking/kitchen utensils section.
You might also find them somewhere like the Australian Geographic shop.

Alternatively just use the timer on your microwave (you do have a microwave yes ?)

 

[DB]

Maybe ask these guys.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4G1lr30bzc

 

[ozbash]

when I die, my wife is going to put my ashes into an egg timer..

 

[DB]

hahaha

 

[jed]

Here you go Brett

http://www.petersofkensington.com.au/Product/ProductInfo.aspx?id=1517643

If you don't have $700 plus postage to spend, try the below link

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/3-MINUTES-BL...ZViewItemQQptZAU_Utensils?hash=item1c0dc12537

 

[Fein]

You won't get this sort of service in any store these days Brett, however I made a call to a mate of mine who is a mogul in the giftware game.

While he had none in stock, he told me the name of the dudes who make them.

Here's the link.

http://www.dealspot.com.au/p/Cuisena-3-Minute-Wooden-Timer-Cuisena/Kitchenware/KIT-98580

Ps. Is this for sessions with that blow up doll you had on the clothes line?

 

[St. Brett]

Jesus christ it's not to cook an egg in the microwave with, and it's not for a clothes line blow up doll and I'm not paying 700 English quid for one either.

I only want one for my YouTube videos as I hate how you have a ten minute time limit to abide by.
It'd give me some warning.

I might go and ask Grace Brothers if they have one in a minute.

Nevermind.

I just registered at Lucas Arts and they never replied me the confirmation letter.
Everything is hopeless!

 

[backdoor]

Jesus christ it's not to cook an egg in the microwave with, and it's not for a clothes line blow up doll and I'm not paying 700 English quid for one either.

I only want one for my YouTube videos as I hate how you have a ten minute time limit to abide by.
It'd give me some warning.

I might go and ask Grace Brothers if they have one in a minute.

Nevermind.

I just registered at Lucas Arts and they never replied me the confirmation letter.
Everything is hopeless!

Hey Brett, I heard about some new technology which might help, they are known as clocks, apparently they can be used to count time and are available in digital (numbers only) or analogue (numbers with moving pointers).
Some clocks can be worn on your body and are known as watches. These also are available in digital and analogue.
Apparently the clock is so widely accepted now that companies build things like phones, cars, trucks, buildings and even computers and stoves onto clocks as a sort of bonus....
I have also heard that some clocks have a thing called a stopwatch which sounds like the item you need. A bloke told me that stopwatches can be set at a certain time and then "count down" until they reach Zero (sometimes sounding an alarm) or alternately they can start at Zero and then count the minutes and seconds until you either choose to stop them or the battery runs down.

Good Luck in your quest.

 

[Apey]

:lol: Poor Brett.

 

[backdoor]

Maybe this one Brett...

http://www.sensetoys.com/TEEQMG6DAE_categoryid;2NEMMM13AK

or this one

http://www.kpsec.freeuk.com/projects/timer.htm