Chook
First Grade
- Messages
- 5,655
Patten - Reminds me of the F1 submachine gun, looks the goods but you can stop the ammo at 12 feet with a wet blanket. Except you can stop Patten with wet tissue paper.
Vangana - Creampuff. A soft centre.
Harris - Like his name sake gets the wobbles really badly and looks like he's running on three legs.
Anasta - Mr perpetually overated, over paid, over injured and over hyped. Half a Freddie is twice as much as this tool can handle.
Sherwin - Or Grubber as he's affectinately known as still sits in the shadow of Anasta, which speaks volumes.
Norton - Mr Plaster of Paris. Will be snapped in half when the Australian Alsation (Ricko) lines him up. First member of the Soft Squad.
Reardonsarous - Can tell you of the days of the dinasours, from personal experience. With the pace of this game Reardonsarous should last until kick off. Makes up half the second row of the Soft Sqaud.
Feeney - Who cares! This bloke is such an unknown quality that he's main claim to fame is making up the numbers in the Soft Squad.
O'Merley - Known as Shrek or the Ogre but runs like the cowardly lion or an afl player. Has firmed as the second best in the soft squad.
Hughes - Yet another hughes playing for the dogs. An analogy is like that stain in your carpet that you've tried and tried to get rid of, and although many can't see it, you know it's there!
Price - You can see why "Captain Soft Squad" gave the head guard away, he stopped running hard!
The bench - are those small wooden things on the sideline. Which is exactly what can be said about the four reserve dogs.
They'll be lucky to get within 12 points of us.
Chook.
Vangana - Creampuff. A soft centre.
Harris - Like his name sake gets the wobbles really badly and looks like he's running on three legs.
Anasta - Mr perpetually overated, over paid, over injured and over hyped. Half a Freddie is twice as much as this tool can handle.
Sherwin - Or Grubber as he's affectinately known as still sits in the shadow of Anasta, which speaks volumes.
Norton - Mr Plaster of Paris. Will be snapped in half when the Australian Alsation (Ricko) lines him up. First member of the Soft Squad.
Reardonsarous - Can tell you of the days of the dinasours, from personal experience. With the pace of this game Reardonsarous should last until kick off. Makes up half the second row of the Soft Sqaud.
Feeney - Who cares! This bloke is such an unknown quality that he's main claim to fame is making up the numbers in the Soft Squad.
O'Merley - Known as Shrek or the Ogre but runs like the cowardly lion or an afl player. Has firmed as the second best in the soft squad.
Hughes - Yet another hughes playing for the dogs. An analogy is like that stain in your carpet that you've tried and tried to get rid of, and although many can't see it, you know it's there!
Price - You can see why "Captain Soft Squad" gave the head guard away, he stopped running hard!
The bench - are those small wooden things on the sideline. Which is exactly what can be said about the four reserve dogs.
They'll be lucky to get within 12 points of us.
Chook.
