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By popular demand I have reinvented the old "how to tame a cow in the tropics post" Now in years gone past I have tried to give coach Sheens a help with some tips on how to come home with the bacon on one of the toughest road trips in the nrl (or should I say plane trips). Without any success, I mean who could have planned for fitzy having a shocker and letting Sing score a brace,well this year I have come up with a few left field ideas.
1----put sizzler (no more gaps) on a greyhound bus due in Townsville sunday morning
2----Two player apply the "wishbone tackle to LOD --one grab one leg and the other player the other leg and say "Lod make a wish"
3----Dr Khul to employ a junkie to help with any pain killers that might be required
4---Toddy Payten to leave the bike shorts at home and to use the hairy thighs as a shock weapon
5----Head is taken up as insurance in case Morris is struck by a barb from a stingray
6---Lawarence is supplied with a bottle of instant tan for his leg to avoid being such a target in a night game
7---some well constructed sledging aimed at Thirsty Thurston on the subject of Coffs Harbour
Now Im sure if coach Sheens uses these seven fool proof steps we will come back from the tropics
with two points and not Mad cows disease
1----put sizzler (no more gaps) on a greyhound bus due in Townsville sunday morning
2----Two player apply the "wishbone tackle to LOD --one grab one leg and the other player the other leg and say "Lod make a wish"
3----Dr Khul to employ a junkie to help with any pain killers that might be required
4---Toddy Payten to leave the bike shorts at home and to use the hairy thighs as a shock weapon
5----Head is taken up as insurance in case Morris is struck by a barb from a stingray
6---Lawarence is supplied with a bottle of instant tan for his leg to avoid being such a target in a night game
7---some well constructed sledging aimed at Thirsty Thurston on the subject of Coffs Harbour
Now Im sure if coach Sheens uses these seven fool proof steps we will come back from the tropics
with two points and not Mad cows disease
