Humour?

[colcaseysheadband]

Heard a good one newtown fans may enjoy.

A Newtown supporter is trapped in a room with a man eating tiger, a killer lion and a Manly supporter .All he has to defend himself with is a gun and 2 bullets.
What does he do?




He shoots the Manly supporter in the head..........................twice.

 

[2 True Blues]

Well I guess his options are limited cause what Lion or Tiger in its right mind would find a Manly supporter tasteful. The lion/Tiger would still eat the Jets fan.

I would shoot the lion, then the Tiger, then BOWDEN the Manly supporter...LOL......

 

[colcaseysheadband]

good one 2TB, i forgot the end of the joke, he shoots the manly supporter and then the lion and the tiger cheer and clap.

 

[newtownbluebags]

There once was a man from Calcutta who peeped through a hole in the shutter, All he could see was his wifes bare knee and the arse of the man who was up'a!