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I done something i regret last night.......

Ron Jeremy

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:(

I was at the Orient and i ended up meeting a elder women and taking her home.

She was married, she told me that part after....... :(
 

Melstar

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awww you poor thing RJ. She wasnt good enough for you anyway. You had no idea she was married, so dont beat yourself up over that
 

Ron Jeremy

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Boy i feel guilty, she did say she was getting a divorce anyway??.....is that some sort of consolation?
 

GoParra

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Ron Jeremy said:
Boy i feel guilty, she did say she was getting a divorce anyway??.....is that some sort of consolation?

Oh now thats a clue ... Am i allowed a second guess?, actually i won't cause I wouldn't be happy for you if I was right lol
 

Earl

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half said:
ron, i once did the same thing but with 2 married ladies. then after they told me i shagged them more. they were hot. i met them at bingo

I don't like the guy but that wasd hilarious :lol:
 

Ron Jeremy

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KnightSmurf said:
The main thing is RJ that she didn't tell you till after. Not your fault.

Did ya enjoy it?? ;-)

No that's the thing....it sucked!! :lol:

She gave me a great massage, and almost spilt the baby oil over my pillow :evil:

She was kinda kinky, but it's funny how afterwards the excuses about having to get up early come out :lol:
 

Ron Jeremy

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half said:
ron, i once did the same thing but with 2 married ladies. then after they told me i shagged them more. they were hot. i met them at bingo

I seriously doubt that.

Married women are the shizzle though in ways :?
 

MEE

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At least you got some RJ even if she's an old bag.

i havent had sex for 343 days
 

Ron Jeremy

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Oh well ... look at it this way .. you still got more then most here

:lol:

Yeah that massage was good :lol:

BTW

Half even if you where shit...fly's still wouldn't be attracted to you :lol:
 
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