I Dont' Like Cricket, Oh No, I Love it, Yeah

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  1. Twizzle

    Twizzle Administrator Staff Member

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    Team announced this morning at 9.00AM

    Clusterf**k coming up apparently
     
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    Ricky Ponting said that we will win the Ashes in straight sets.
     
  3. 84 Baby

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    Wade a certainty
     
  4. Twizzle

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    Tim Paine so the rumour goes, yet he cant even get a gig for the worst team in Australia
     
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    ...and the coach has scored a Sheffield Shield ton more recently than him.

    Seriously, Neville must have rooted Buff’s daughter.
     
  6. Incorrect

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    Or his son Jake?
     
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    The selectors are drunk again.
     
  9. Eelementary

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    SMarsh??????

    WHY???????
     
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    How on earth does Marsh keep getting a chance? We've seen exactly what he offers...he's a solid cricketer but a massive downhill skier with no improvement or long term potential.

    And holy shit the CHAIRMAN OF SELECTORS was just asked by Crash Craddock if he was worried that Paine was overlooked for Jake Doran as keeper for much of last season....he responded that he couldn't comment on what happened at Tasmania last year as he wasn't aware what went on.
     
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    Very unlikely mate!!!
     
  12. IFR33K

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    They’ve been drunk for the past two decades mate!!!
     
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    The only reason is his last name is Marsh.

    If my last name was Marsh I may have played 20 tests.
     
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    No words.... apart from those 2 at the beginning of this reply.... and the sentence that followed them.... oh, and that last part just before this part.... you know what I mean.....
     
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    don’t think Hohn’s is aware what goes on in most things.

    It boggles the mind how they went back to fossils like him and that Weirdo G Chappell.
     
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    Abso-f**king-lutely G Chappell is a weirdo.... always wondered if anyoen else thought this....
     
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    I’ve heard some very disturbing stories about him, absolute weirdo and shit selector.
     
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    I haven't heard stories but he just comes across as a bit of a strange character
     
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    Matt Renshaw dropped - dud SMarsh in.

    Yeah, no - makes complete sense.

    I genuinely despise Cricket Australia.
     
  20. 84 Baby

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    So bowling attack picks itself Hazlewood, Starc, Cummins and (unless we decide Darsh is an allrounder) Lyon and 3 guaranteed batsmen (Warner, Smith, Handscomb).
    Well at least we've learnt our lesson and at least selected a part-time wicketkeeper rathen than no wickie AKA Wade
     

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