I had a dream about Jason_Maher

[Misanthrope]

As the title says, and no, it wasn't sexual.

In this dream I was hosting a big party in some old tenement. The party was mostly indoors, but also spilled out into the street, the alley by the building, and the basement underneath.

I don't know most of the people at the party, but I hear a bunch of people talking about FFB and I interject myself in the convo. One of them, a rotund older guy, is all like: "Oh hey, you're Misanthrope? I know you".

He offers me a beer and says he's Jason_Maher. The other guys in the circle are apparently Rusty and someone whose name I forget.

I'm apparently headed to Florida, so Jason offers me a ride in his SUV. Then I woke up - hopefully unraped and unmurdered.

 

[dogslife]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

 

[Misanthrope]

I could blame it on cold and flu meds, maybe.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I had a dream about boats...

Woke up with a mast in my hand and semen all over the bed.

 

[Misanthrope]

That's... awkward...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I had a sex dream about myself.

 

[Misanthrope]

I thought this thread was going to be about strange dreams, not ones we have every night.

The best part about my sex dreams about myself is the fight to see who gets to be top and who has to be bottom.

 

[Ozzy]

I had a sex dream about myself.

Did you play hard to get?

 

[Monk]

Dutchy and Kungl have been in my dreams before, neither have been sober. All have been party scenes. Good times.

 

[Misanthrope]

I've dreamed about several LUers before, but they've always been ones I've known from my time in the Crusade. Most of them are no longer active on LU, on an unrelated note :-(

 

[Silent Knight]

It's the SK megamix!

I can dream about you
If I can't hold you tonight
I can dream about you
You know how to hold me just right
Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me

 

[BDR]

I look forward to reading his amused/disgusted/aroused reaction

 

[Misanthrope]

I'm basically moist with anticipation.

 

[DB]

I had a dream about meeting Kiki the other night, and she was ridiculously drunk.... #nothingsuss

 

[Monk]

Zomg kiki is hawt

 

[Misanthrope]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Jason Maher]

Who is this bastard that's stolen my name but added a sneaky underscore? Whoever it is, they're obviously a merkin, because I wouldn't be caught dead in an SUV.

 

[Misanthrope]

It was for your two chubby kids, I think. I don't think they were mine.

 

[Jason Maher]

Neither of my kids are chubby, and I drive a Falcon (more's the pity).

 

[Misanthrope]

Now I worry that my dream self was in a clearly stolen car with you and two kids that weren't yours :-o