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My Dream Semi Final
Ok friends, the nightmare has become a reality and we have two of our most hated sides in the preliminary final, which means one of them is going to go through to our greatest day L. But I have come up with a novel solution to deal with this, and it goes a little something like this..
Play by Play Parkis dream Semi Final Matchup Roosters vs Dogs Pre Game
Hello and good evening. We are coming to you live from Aussie stadium, its pouring down rain and all the chooks fans are getting soaked. The doggies fans actually brought umbrellas but they were deemed as a weapon at security, so they were all taken away. Its blowing a gale a hundred miles an hour, its pelting down with rain, and the NRL has demanded that the game continue. The roosters would rather be sitting in a nice café in bondi, but to no avail they are out here today. The only person who is acclimatised to this weather is the tough forward Adrian Morley, due to him being an English resident. Hes dancing around there, he loves this weather, I even saw him do a cartwheel before, much to the chagrin of all the other players out there freezing in the bitter cold. But there is one player who isnt out there today, and his name is Luke Ricketson.
For all of our overseas viewers out there who havent caught up on this weeks events, Luke Ricketson was ruled out on Wednesday due to him having prior commitments with max factor hair studio. Luke was due to shoot a commercial for them, and wasnt expecting the roosters to get this far, but they have and Lukes extensive hair care treatment will not be finished by Saturday. The roosters tried to protest, but what can I say? Luke Ricketson is a pretty boy, and only now is the world made aware of that. Luke mate take care, I hope your having fun in your nice warm house with your supermodel girlfriend, and just remember It wont happen overnight, but it will happen.
The dogs arent without their problems too, with Willie Masons hair catching on fire due to a freak lightning strike outside Aussie Stadium tonight ( I knew my prayers would be answered, thanks bud). Reports suggest that the hundred strong fire fighting unit dispatched to deal with the blaze are still struggling to get it under control due to the large amount of chemical product found in Mr Masons hair. We will keep you up to date as things develop.
Also, we have unconfirmed rumours that Brent Sherwin may not make it to the game, due to his appalling sense of direction. We believe he has ended up in Perth, but we stress at this point that is just a rumour, he may have ended up in Melbourne instead. Once again well keep you posted.
Before we get to the line ups, I just have to say what an absolute pleasure it is to see Sophie Monk and her little black dress dancing out there in the pouring rain. It provides a highlight on an otherwise dismal game of football, the girl is like an Angel ..god bless you sophie monk, and for that guy who holds the camera, look out buddy, im coming for your job. You were warned. But nice work anyway.
And on that note, I think were ready for our first break .stay tuned for Luke Ricketsons brand new hair commercial ..its a scream zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ok friends, the nightmare has become a reality and we have two of our most hated sides in the preliminary final, which means one of them is going to go through to our greatest day L. But I have come up with a novel solution to deal with this, and it goes a little something like this..
Play by Play Parkis dream Semi Final Matchup Roosters vs Dogs Pre Game
Hello and good evening. We are coming to you live from Aussie stadium, its pouring down rain and all the chooks fans are getting soaked. The doggies fans actually brought umbrellas but they were deemed as a weapon at security, so they were all taken away. Its blowing a gale a hundred miles an hour, its pelting down with rain, and the NRL has demanded that the game continue. The roosters would rather be sitting in a nice café in bondi, but to no avail they are out here today. The only person who is acclimatised to this weather is the tough forward Adrian Morley, due to him being an English resident. Hes dancing around there, he loves this weather, I even saw him do a cartwheel before, much to the chagrin of all the other players out there freezing in the bitter cold. But there is one player who isnt out there today, and his name is Luke Ricketson.
For all of our overseas viewers out there who havent caught up on this weeks events, Luke Ricketson was ruled out on Wednesday due to him having prior commitments with max factor hair studio. Luke was due to shoot a commercial for them, and wasnt expecting the roosters to get this far, but they have and Lukes extensive hair care treatment will not be finished by Saturday. The roosters tried to protest, but what can I say? Luke Ricketson is a pretty boy, and only now is the world made aware of that. Luke mate take care, I hope your having fun in your nice warm house with your supermodel girlfriend, and just remember It wont happen overnight, but it will happen.
The dogs arent without their problems too, with Willie Masons hair catching on fire due to a freak lightning strike outside Aussie Stadium tonight ( I knew my prayers would be answered, thanks bud). Reports suggest that the hundred strong fire fighting unit dispatched to deal with the blaze are still struggling to get it under control due to the large amount of chemical product found in Mr Masons hair. We will keep you up to date as things develop.
Also, we have unconfirmed rumours that Brent Sherwin may not make it to the game, due to his appalling sense of direction. We believe he has ended up in Perth, but we stress at this point that is just a rumour, he may have ended up in Melbourne instead. Once again well keep you posted.
Before we get to the line ups, I just have to say what an absolute pleasure it is to see Sophie Monk and her little black dress dancing out there in the pouring rain. It provides a highlight on an otherwise dismal game of football, the girl is like an Angel ..god bless you sophie monk, and for that guy who holds the camera, look out buddy, im coming for your job. You were warned. But nice work anyway.
And on that note, I think were ready for our first break .stay tuned for Luke Ricketsons brand new hair commercial ..its a scream zzzzzzzzzzzzz
