I Know This Much Is True...

[StormChaser]

Eating a banana is awkward when someone else is watching
As soon as I decide to leave early to avoid the crowd, someone in my team will score a f**king brilliant try
I will always get the urge to itch, fart or burp when I'm in a lift with strangers
There is NO panic like the panic I get if I think my arm/leg/head etc is stuck in something (and this happens to me more than it logically should)
I spend ages picking a queue, and whichever one I get in, always stops dead.
Even though I always vow never to watch the footy show again, I still tune in every single week and laugh like an idiot.
People are stupid

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[Skinner]

Whilst blending burger mix by hand, my nose begins to itch uncontrollably

 

[dogslife]

One beer never means one beer
I can always rely on Stormy to make the threads

 

[Big Pete]

As soon as I decide to leave early to avoid the crowd, someone in my team will score a f**king brilliant try

:lol:! Can definitely relate to this. I missed this a few years ago...

http://youtu.be/WKxXE4zuOO4?t=10m5s

Whenever you begin to cook anything someone will come home with food.

Just as you're about to arrive at your destination your favourite song will begin on the radio

Just as your dream begins to go somewhere you will wake up

 

[Karl]

- Not watching an attractive girl awkwardly eat a banana is impossible

- No good deed shall go unpunished

- "No" means "No" and can sometimes also mean "HELL no!" and it's usefull to know the difference when you hear it.

- Some people just don't get it and they never will.

 

[WYD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U&ob=av2e

 

[Zoidberg]

There is NO panic like the panic I get if I think my arm/leg/head etc is stuck in something

Agreed!
Or if I try someone's ring on my finger and it doesn't easily slip off.

If I hang my washing outside it will rain guaranteed!

For the last 18 months if I feel like having a night on the piss (or even just a few drinks) I will have 1 or 2 then not want anymore.

 

[Jobdog]

- Not watching an attractive girl awkwardly eat a banana is impossible

- No good deed shall go unpunished

- "No" means "No" and can sometimes also mean "HELL no!" and it's usefull to know the difference when you hear it.

- Some people just don't get it and they never will.

:lol: So true!

 

[redvscotty]

No matter how diligent a woman is at holding down her short skirt in high winds, it will always blow up revealing underwear!

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

If business is quiet, the minute I decide to have lunch there will be a rush of people through the door

 

[Raider_69]

that in the last 5 weeks of on call at work, i havent got a single call out, but the one night i say f**k it and have that extra drink, ill get a call out

 

[the_flight_of_the_magpie]

if i dont drink enough i get a headache even before i go to sleep

 

[HowHigh]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

 

[StormChaser]

Just when I'm giggling a bit, catching up on the night before's superfred, some nuffy's have to phag it up with cricket chat.

Also,
I miss some of the most annoying members when they get sent to Banistan, but the second they're back and posting, I want to punch myself in the face again.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Every time I click on a new thread I get disappointed. Humans suck.

 

[Frederick]

Just when I'm giggling a bit, catching up on the night before's superfred, some nuffy's have to phag it up with cricket chat.

Also,
I miss some of the most annoying members when they get sent to Banistan, but the second they're back and posting, I want to punch myself in the face again.

I am pretty super, aren't I. Agreed on cricket being gayz0r.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Eating a banana is awkward when someone else is watching

Haha, I get told the way I eat bananas is sexual. After being told this by a couple of people I used this trait to my advantage.

 

[Mr Fourex]

To get free bananas .......?

 

[Ausguy]

do u swallow the bananas?

 

[Mr Fourex]

:shock: