Fellow fans
For too long the clubs that have ruled the NRL have been in disorder and a state of kaos.
Indecision, lethargy and parochialism unknown to the sporting world.
Players coming and going, the lard like player agents sitting back and getting richer and fatter at your expense. The porsche dealers are sick of their demands for velour and gold trim!
Why is this so? What has gone wrong?
Well my idiot friends, its because league clubs are Democracies! Thats right. Lazy, corrupted, bloated and beer swilling harbours of free-thought and volition.
But some clubs are changing. They are ridding themselves of this argumentative culture and are joining together as one.
Such clubs are buying the likes of Jamie Lyons, Roy Asatasi and attracting coaching talent such as J.T
Why, because they operating under free market Privatisation!
Thats right, the mighty dollar is now ruling and uniting in league as it has done everywhere else!
People everywhere are saying
"I dont want free choice anymore, I want a club that wins." and
"Didnt we have this argument last year?"
I know that you are hurting and vulnerable. I try not to take advantage of that either.
But do you know of a better way to take you to the holy grail?
The price may be your soul, but you will care not for the colour of your membership badge when you are cheering your churchill medalist.
Its time my friends, time for the sharks to join the free market and shrug off the constraints of ineptitude democratic 'club' structures.
There are no clubs anyway, only fiefdoms!
You can join our growing family of great independantly privatised clubs like Manly and Souths, and reap the greatest prize of all.
Join us now before its too late!
Written and authorised by Dave Q on behalf of LFFP (League Fans for Privatisation) a non-division and not related to the Russell Crowe Empire, coming soon to a cinema and football ground near you.
Idiot number 142 (pending)
