Can't believe this but I actually agree with Benny V.
1. Geoff Toovey.
2. Jake Friend.
Straight Shooter
I'm assuming you know that Geoff Toovey isn't actually an NRL player and didn't play in a competition known as the NRL...
I'm also assuming that you would hire him as a coach to replace Mary.
BUT...if that's the case, why Toovey? I mean, the hypothetical is that you could hire any 'player' (or in this case, coach) that you wish, why not go with a proven multi-grand-final-winner like Bennett or Bellamy? Or one who has got the best out of a formerly struggling team like Hasler, McGuire or Robinson?
Toovey seems like a very, very strange choice and not at all self explanatory...