In order to lure Jamie Lyon we need to..

[Slappy]

...herd up 500 wild razorback pigs and unleash the f**kerrs in down-town Campbelltown!!
We could even breed really f**king' fast big red kangaroos that answer to the name Brian Smith and set 'em loose too.

This way Jamie would have a huge hard-on for Cambo and would practically bust his balls to get there!!!
We can give him a big ford pick-up and a choice of any friggin' gun he wants, naah a stack of guns, whatever he wants!!!
We wouldn't have to worry about the salary cap as he would do it for free!!!

The only possible problem would then be that lumbering oaf Noel Cleal!!
We could doctor a picture of him kissing some native ferret with the caption "Feral animals, they're little champs so don't shoot 'em!!!"
Jamie would see these posters around and get so friggin' riled up that he'd wanna' shoot Noel if he saw him!!!

I can see the headline now
"Jaime Lyon to Wests, after hog plague does $4 million dollars woth of improvements to Campbelltown CBD!!!!

 

[Eddie.]

:lol: Classic

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

:roll:

 

[Wrighty79]

:shock: Interesting...

 

[HOT028]

very interesting

 

[Wrighty79]

:roll: extremely interesting.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

I could write a revenge post with stuff like how the suburb of Leichhardt's average block size is the size of most Campbelltown people's backyards, or something along the lines of the jealousy because we have something Leichhardt doesn't have....... trees. Or maybe mention that in Cambelltown, some people actually live in things called "houses".....

But honestly, I just couldn't be bothered.

 

[Anonymous]

#-o

Did he bag campbelltown there? I can't see it. I took "Jaime Lyon to Wests, after hog plague does $4 million dollars woth of improvements to Campbelltown CBD!!!!" as meaning damage. Lighten up.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Last paragraph isn't exactly nice....

But read it how you like.

 

[steven_tiger]

on a serious note.. in rlw this week there is an article saying that lyon would be right at home at the tigers :shock:

 

[Wrighty79]

I'm starting to think that Campbelltown humour is akin to British humor...

Only those who actually live there, get it.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

I'm starting to think that Campbelltown humour is akin to British humor...

Only those who actually live there, get it.

meh, I thought we'd gotten past the whole Cambelltown v Leichhardt thing in this forum a while ago.

Maybe not.

 

[Wrighty79]

I'm starting to think that Campbelltown humour is akin to British humor...

Only those who actually live there, get it.

meh, I thought we'd gotten past the whole Cambelltown v Leichhardt thing in this forum a while ago.

Maybe not.

Didn't you bring it up a while ago in regards to the whole trees/houses comment??

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

No, I said I could have said that, but I couldn't be bothered...

 

[Slappy]

Where's ya' sense of humour?
There was no anti Campbelltown sentiment in this post.
As a matter of fact I live a lot closer to Campbelltown than I do to Leichardt.
Although the Campbelltown CBD aint exactly a picture of beauty but neither is Leichardt!!!

 

[TIGERPies]

:roll:

 

[Eddie.]

Where's ya' sense of humour?
There was no anti Campbelltown sentiment in this post.
As a matter of fact I live a lot closer to Campbelltown than I do to Leichardt.
Although the Campbelltown CBD aint exactly a picture of beauty but neither is Leichardt!!!

Right on

you guys have all missed the boat here

Anyway, lighten up guys.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Where's ya' sense of humour?
There was no anti Campbelltown sentiment in this post.
As a matter of fact I live a lot closer to Campbelltown than I do to Leichardt.
Although the Campbelltown CBD aint exactly a picture of beauty but neither is Leichardt!!!

Jeez, well why don't you tell us what your CBD is so we can bag it in turn?

Just for a laugh of course, you understand.

 

[Wrighty79]

Where's ya' sense of humour?
There was no anti Campbelltown sentiment in this post.
As a matter of fact I live a lot closer to Campbelltown than I do to Leichardt.
Although the Campbelltown CBD aint exactly a picture of beauty but neither is Leichardt!!!

Jeez, well why don't you tell us what your CBD is so we can bag it in turn?

Just for a laugh of course, you understand.

I live in Waterloo, so it's either Sydney CBD or Redfern. Take your pick.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Souths play out that way, so it's too easy. ;-)

I was asking Slappy.