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Inappropriate acts of football fanatisicm?

m0j0

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With the passing of my 8th wedding anniversary on Tuesday, I was taken back to that special day as I am every year.
April 20th 1996 was the date. The ceremony went smoothly and we'd finished with the photos. We jumped in the limo to take a relatively long drive to the venue for the reception (the splendid function rooms at Newcastle Uni). We popped the bottle of champagne and I leaned over to turn on the TV. I went straight for the footy, and we drove to the Uni while watching the end of the Easts v Wests game, where we trounced the Maggies 20-0. I convinced my new bride that it was a sign: 20-0 victory on the 20th April (fairly weak I know).
The following day we flew out to Hamilton Island. The next game was v. Souths. Of course, I watched that game in it's entirety and we kicked butt - 62-0. So, for the first couple of weeks of my married life, the Roosters had not been scored against. In fact, they didn't lose again until June (that was the year we started with 10 in a row).

Was it inappropriate of me? Tell me your stories. Who else has done something similar?

I've got another couple of dilemmas coming. This Sunday, my mate is getting married and I'm the best man. It's a lunch time wedding and the reception should be finished by about 3:30-4:00. Obviously I'm not going to make the game (although it is only half an hour away and if I fake a serious illness at the right time, I can probably make it.....). It's about an hour drive from the venue to my place which means I'm going to have to wait until the Fox replay to see the game, but when I jump in the car, it'll still be going and I'm going to have to fight temptation to turn it on and listen to the end of the game.
OK, I'm resigned to missing that game, however, if (and this is a big IF) we make the GF, I could be in for another problem. My third (and final) child is due in early October. Would it be wrong to get a stand-in for the birth so I can go to the GF? :lol:
 

Bubbles

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Well Mojo, I also have a wedding-related story. As some already know, I am married to a mad Dragons supporter and this has caused fair conflict at times as we are both very passionate and wear our hearts on our sleeves. We got married on May 12 2001 and when we were planning the big day we had lightheartedly joked (in the manner of "we're safe 'cause there's no way this will happen") about wouldn't it be funny if our teams played each other on our wedding weekend. Sure enough, when the draw came out, we were scheduled to play the day after our wedding. Many jokes were exchanged about how we may still be able to get an anulment if things don't go well in the game as long as we don't consumate the marriage on the wedding night, etc.

Anyway, the day after our wedding we had a family get together, because I had a lot of relatives who travelled from Melbourne and I don't get to see them often. Anyway, here we were, the guests of honour amongst hordes of Melbournians who couldn't give a rats about League, and who are quite disdainful of the game, dying to watch it. So, during regular intervals, we would disappear and leave all our guests and go and catch patches of the game. One particular time, we were obviously gone for too long, because my sister came looking for us, saying that our guests were thinking that we were off having a quickie as newlyweds are prone to do. Needless to say there was a lot of eye-rolling and "We should have known" when it was revealed where we were and what we were doing.

Ironically, the game ended up as a draw when Fitzy kicked a penalty in the dying minutes to put us level. To this day we still tell people to forget some divine intervention, that this was truly the sign that we were meant to be together.

As for your October dilemma, I found myself torn. As a mad footy fan I want to say to get a standby ready, but as a woman and a mother, you're not going anywhere, my friend! :lol: :lol:
 
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mojo I think there is a way you can kill two birds with one stone. Is your Wife a Roosters supporter.

Bubbles will the upcoming Wedding Anniversary be in any jeopardy depending on Sunday's Score ;-)
 

m0j0

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Penelope Pittstop said:
mojo I think there is a way you can kill two birds with one stone. Is your Wife a Roosters supporter.

My wife is traditionally a Tigers supporter, but we're talking Balmain, not Wests Tigers. She lost a bit of interest in her team when they merged. Nowadays I find her torn between Tigers and Roosters (it's nice to see I still have some influence).

The kids, however, have been fully brainwashed towards the Roosters!
 

Bubbles

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Bubbles will the upcoming Wedding Anniversary be in any jeopardy depending on Sunday's Score


I'm not going to lie to you Pen, it'll be touch and go depending on the outcome - less touch and no go, that is! :lol:
 
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It's good that the kids have been brainwashed, that way your Wife is outnumbered. :lol: Look take her to the GF and if she goes into labour they have an ambulance. ;-)

Bubbles, I have a 'vibe' that we are going to win. :D
 

m0j0

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Penelope Pittstop said:
Bubbles will the upcoming Wedding Anniversary be in any jeopardy depending on Sunday's Score


Bubbles said:
I'm not going to lie to you Pen, it'll be touch and go depending on the outcome - less touch and no go, that is!
Penelope Pittstop said:
Bubbles, I have a 'vibe' that we are going to win. :D

From the sounds of it, if we win, Bubbles is going to have to borrow your 'vibe'.... :shock:
(I'm sorry, did I go too far?)
 

...Morticia...

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m0j0 said:
From the sounds of it, if we win, Bubbles is going to have to borrow your 'vibe'.... :shock:
(I'm sorry, did I go too far?)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: christ im still laughing. small things an all... :oops:
 

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