An Irish man is sitting a a bar drinking
A flamboyantly gay man comes up to him and asks, "can i give you a blow job?"
The Irishman stands up and punches the gay man.
The bar tender comes over and asks, "Why did you hit that guy?"
The Irish man replied, "He said somethin about me gettin a job"
The Irish SAS raided a furniture store in Iraq.. they heard that Bed Linen was stored there.
3 MEN ARE SITTING AT A BAR IN NEW YORK.
THE FIRST SAYS TO HIS NEIGHBOUR, 'SO WHERE MIGHT YOU BE FROM THEN?
THE SECOND SAYS 'I'M FROM IRELAND MYSELF'
THE FIRST SAYS 'I'M IRISH TOO, WHERE ABOUTS MAY YOU BE FROM?
'CORK CITY IS MY HOME QUOTH THE SECOND.
'WELL SO AM I. ' SAYS THE FIRST 'AND WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
ST. MARY'S'.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE, SAYS NO. 2 'WHAT YEAR DID YOU FINNISH?
' '84'
'THAT'S MY YEAR! WE MUST HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME CLASS!
THE THIRD MAN AT THE BAR TURNS TO THE BARMAN AND SAYS, 'HAVE EVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE?
THE BARMAN SAYS, 'OH, DON'T TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THE O'BRIAN TWINS,
THEY'RE DRUNK AGAIN.'
