Jarryd Hayne punts Eels, NFL, RU, Tits, Eels, has baby, goes to court (twice) and gets hitched

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  1. Twizzle

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  2. Gary Gutful

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    The club would have easily been able to organise it.
     
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    If that happened, I reckon we most probably would be docked another 6 comp points and forced to cut Semi from our squad
     
  4. Avenger

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    Why isn't this in the Union thread? :D

    #suckshitphantom
     
  5. Gary Gutful

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    You tell him Avenger.
     
  6. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    Here was your opportunity, Twiz, to call the thread 'JH f**ks a cat' or something, and you just keep spewing out the same stuff.
     
  7. phantom eel

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    :arrow:Other Sports :arrow:Rugby Union sub-forum ?

    Or I guess we can all witness the disintegration of Avenger's wet dream about Hayne returning, if this thread stays here ;-)
     
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    Somebody looks like he's trimmed down.

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  9. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    Yep, Pavarotti has trimmed down a bit.
     
  10. Gronk

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    Luciano is looking good then, seeing he's been dead for 9 years. :thumn
     
  11. Barry O'Speedwagon

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    So has Demos Roussos. There was plenty of them to wear down.
     
  12. phantom eel

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    Hayne's not that skinny, and the ball looks smaller than usual... Perhaps the airways dude asked them to skew the photo, so he'd appear slimmer (like Beyonce)?

    #diva
     
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    OK fixed
     

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    Just in time for pre-season.
     
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    Not obsessed at all.........
     
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    Mate, I read the Guardian newsite every day - it's my first preference rather than right-wing crap in the Tele, or clickbait stuff in the SMH.

    But by all means keep convincing yourself I'm as obsessed about Hayne as you appear to be... ;-).
    Well, compared to the obsession some feel for not contributing to the thread topic and only posting about other forumites ...?
    :cool:
     
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    Phantom, it's getting boring. People don't need to read our dribble everyday. Let's just see what happens after Rio and then one of us can unleash. Agree?
     
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    No one needs to "unleash" anything Avenger?

    If you and the other clown stick to the topic of the thread instead of wasting time commenting on he motives of other members, then there won't be dribble and it won't be boring.

    I accept that you think Hayne is our best ever and you'd like him to come back to play for the club. If you can simply accept that I think Hayne has moved on from rugby league, is just playing the media for the sake of his "brand", and wouldn't be a good value purchase after two years away, then we'll get on just fine :thumn.
     

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