I thought the Ben Barba incident was funnier..
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/bad-boy-bulldog-makes-homeless-claim-20100126-mv2g.html
Bulldogs NRL player Ben Barba accused police of racism after being arrested for striking a passing car and abusing two women in Mackay's central business district on New Year’s Eve.
Barba, who is from a well-known rugby league family in Mackay, pleaded guilty in writing in the Mackay Magistrate’s Court yesterday to creating a public nuisance.
Barba was seen heading towards a bar in Victoria Street about 11.40pm when he stepped off the footpath and walked into the path of a vehicle that had to brake heavily to avoid hitting him. Barba struck the vehicle with his hand.
Police also watched him approach two women in the street and threaten them in a loud voice, the court was told.
The Bulldog's five-eighth was arrested and taken to a police station, telling officers he was only yelling at his girlfriend and accusing them of picking on him because of the colour of his skin. He also refused to give officers his address, telling them he was homeless.