Lame jokes

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Ben Roberts

 

[MKEB...]

Why did the Pterodactyl cross the road?

Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

 

[Red Bear]

Photon goes checks into a hotel, desk clerk asks "Do you want me to get the bellboy to carry your bags to your room?" and he replies "No thanks, I'm travelling light."

 

[Someone]

One day, I was walking down the road and I saw a black guy holding a T.V, and I was like "Damn! That looks like mine!", so I ran back all the way home and nope, lo and behold, it was still there, shining my shoes.

 

[Someone]

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
I'll talk to you later. I have to catch a plane.

It's prom night, so Sally approaches her father to ask if she can borrow the truck. "You know the drill," he says.
She gets down on her knees and starts blowing him. She stops, looks up and says to him, "Daddy, your dick tastes like shit!"
"f**k, your brother has the truck."

 

[Bulldog Force]

 

[Red Bear]

Joke works far better as "Stuck up merkins"

 

[Someone]

Im good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

 

[Misanthrope]

One day, I was walking down the road and I saw a black guy holding a T.V, and I was like "Damn! That looks like mine!", so I ran back all the way home and nope, lo and behold, it was still there, shining my shoes.

Winning.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

What's the hardest thing watching an orphanage burn? My d!ck

 

[Rhino_NQ]

 

[Rhino_NQ]

 

[The Roth]

Apparently Greg Norman gave the chainsaw too much choke.