Rooster Cogburn. said:
Well what do you know, our much despised team is hitting it's straps. The jealous scribes, poisoned tonsils and many legends in their own minds are all of a sudden feeling very nautious. Their beloved cheating scumbag dogs have contracted a terminal case of lakemba rabies while the fairytale that was the one-man Newcastle team has ended ingloriously. The pop, pop, pop, pop Raiders don't have any pops left while our nemesis from the North landed in the real world. The Warriors were of course the media darlings who were just show ponies with no substance while Melbourne's only allies were those big wigs at News Ltd who pay the bills. Penrith, the great westie no hopers who's carnaged carcasses will be ingloriously scraped from the surface of Telstra stadium on Sunday night, Heaven help them because they are in for one humiliating night!
So who is left standing, tall and proud? Well the Greatest Rugby league team in the world, The fabulous, brilliant, couragious, superb and any other complimentary adjectives that you can throw at them. The Mighty Eastern Suburbs Roosters who are now about to reach their summit. This boys and girls is our destiny. No bitter and twisted words from Jacqueline Magnay or Roy Masters or Warren Ryan or Ray Hadlee or Ray Warren or Warren Smith etc, etc, etc. We will be rejoicing at our team's magnificence and make no mistake that the greatest victory of them all is oh so close.
My suggestions to our many and varied haters is Grab your buckets and start heaving because your worst nightmare is about to become a reality! Back to back premierships for the boys from Bondi! Perish the thought. How sweet it will be.
Our brilliant club has covered itself in glory. We have endured 2 world wars, a depression and a takeover attempt by one of the most powerful media magnates in the world and yet we have survived to be the only original foundation club to have participated in every season since 1908. How proud are we of our club? I love this team so much and they give me untold joy, season after season and once again they are about to deliver. So think of those poor, jealous and spiteful imbeceles who call themselves experts as Freddy once again holds that trophy aloft! All that's left to say is EASTS TO WIN!