Mayor_Quimby
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You hear a mighty sigh go up as Parra takes the field
The blue and yellow wearing side they call the mighty Eels
The season is over now and it's more of the same
The Eels choked before they qualified for the last game
Choke go the Eels boys, choke choke choke
Everybody knows that Brian Smith's a joke
Seven final series' and no wins to date
Watch his side go down again it's f***ing great
Two years in the wilderness, and we're back where we belong
Finishing minor premiers so it's time to sing the song
Finals time comes and we're the side no one fears
'Cause we haven't won a premiership in almost twenty years.
Choke go the Eels boys, choke choke choke
Everybody knows that Brian Smith's a joke
Seven final series' and no wins to date
Watch his side go down again it's f***ing great
Well Brian Smith walked out on them and now they've got JT.
But he's a choker too, remember North Sydney?
He then left Norths for Parra and was there in two-oh-one,
so Smithy could teach him just how chokes are done ...
Choke go the Eel boys! Choke, choke, choke!
Everybody knows that Fitzy is a joke,
And Parra will be chokers as long as he runs the club,
so they're best off joining Timmy and Pig down at the pub!
The blue and yellow wearing side they call the mighty Eels
The season is over now and it's more of the same
The Eels choked before they qualified for the last game
Choke go the Eels boys, choke choke choke
Everybody knows that Brian Smith's a joke
Seven final series' and no wins to date
Watch his side go down again it's f***ing great
Two years in the wilderness, and we're back where we belong
Finishing minor premiers so it's time to sing the song
Finals time comes and we're the side no one fears
'Cause we haven't won a premiership in almost twenty years.
Choke go the Eels boys, choke choke choke
Everybody knows that Brian Smith's a joke
Seven final series' and no wins to date
Watch his side go down again it's f***ing great
Well Brian Smith walked out on them and now they've got JT.
But he's a choker too, remember North Sydney?
He then left Norths for Parra and was there in two-oh-one,
so Smithy could teach him just how chokes are done ...
Choke go the Eel boys! Choke, choke, choke!
Everybody knows that Fitzy is a joke,
And Parra will be chokers as long as he runs the club,
so they're best off joining Timmy and Pig down at the pub!
