LUF Turmoil Week 3

[Raider_69]

**FUEL- Matalica blasts over the PA as the pyro's goes off, Mark Read struts to the ring with a mic in hand**

WELCOME TO SUNCORP STADIUM, IN BRISBANE!
Ladies and gentleman this is Tuesday Turmoil!

We are only 2 weeks away from this federations 2nd PPV Forged Destiny, on the 13th of Feburary
**crowd cheers**

At Forged Destiny we will witness all LUF titles go on the line!
The Hardcore title holder Kyuss will be up agasint Dighead! New Zel...
**crowd chant "aussie, aussie,aussie, oi, oi, oi" heavily**

NZ Champ Matli put his title on the line and will go up against Big Pete, but latter that night Big Pete will also battle Sean 'the assasian' lawrence in a dead or alive match

And our number one contender - Stone Miavia will face Bone Daddy for the WORLD TITLE...

Of corse with 2 weeks to go that card is subject to change ;-)

But on to tonight's matches:
we will see a rematch of last weeks tag match and mainevent, as well as a host of other matches... And tonight we will find out exactly who Kyuss has kidnapped!?

Mr Man V Ian Gorton
Madunit V Felix Trinidad
Dighead V Dimebag w/Kyuss
Death is Certain: Sean Lawrence and Martli V Big Pete and Trent Bowman
Bone Daddy V Stone Miavia, with yours truely as a guest referee

Thank you and have a great night!

**Fuel blasts out over the arena as Mark Read smiles**

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[Manurewa_Marlins]

Dam, Martli, we have to beat these fools again....lol.

 

[VictorTheViking]

*Lights shine all over Suncorp as Good Times Tonight hits and Trent 'The Ox' Bowman limps down to the ring*

Trent: The beating I got from those kiwi fruits last week will not go unforgotten oh no no no, you see, just like in just about every sport except for rugby and cricket, Australia dominates you, and in this game my friends, there is no difference, I dominated the elimination title match right down to the very end, and our match this week, will, yet again be no different, ill domiante you from pillar to post, rope to rope *WHAT* I said rope to rope *WHAT* I said rope to rope.

*The crowd roars with excitement as they start chanting, OX OX OX OX OX OX*

Trent: Big Pete and myself are going to show you exactly why new zealanders are Australians bitches in every sport, this week Martli, you will know the true meaning of the T-BONE CRUSH!!!!!!

*Good Time Tonight hits again as Trent Bowman limps from the ring to the back stage area, with the crowd roaring and cheering as he goes*

 

[Manurewa_Marlins]

Scene opens in the packed out LUF arena. Suddenly, "How I Could Just Kill A Man" by Cypress Hill hits the arena, and boos flare up as Sean 'The Assassin" Lawrence makes his way to the ring, dressed in casual clothes, not looking ready to wrestle. He enters the ring, and picks the mic up....

"You know, alot of people have come up to me here in Brisbane City (crowd cheers).....alot of people have come up to me, and have asked me, how am I so great....."

Crowd erupts into a frenzy of boos and taunts....

"Because, I tell them, because I am a New Zealander. Being great and standing on our own to feet is what we do!....."

Crowd boos more

"We dont recruit other nations countrymen to do the job for us, then refuse to let them represent their true culture and heritage....But you people here in Brisbane do, dont you......"

Assassin points to two members in the crowd, the camera zooms in and can see that Brisbane Broncos' stars Tonie Carroll and Karmichael Hunt who are present at this live event.....

"No, we are great, I am great, because I have self belief, confidence. Hell some might say I am cocky, I'm not that. I am just oozing in confidence after being UNDEFEATED on Tuesday Turmoil...two weeks in a row!!!"

Crowd boos and Big Pete chants start up.....

"And alot of people are also questioning my motif here in the LUF. They see me as plaguing their precious promotion. Their little Ozzy business. No, I am not doing that at all. Because without The Assassin, this federation would be in the gutter just like every other sports comp ran in this country!!!!"

Crowd erupts and Assassin has to stop talking whilst they quietin down....

"I am here to prove to the wrestling world that I am the greatest, and have the talent to go the whole way, which is what brings me here tonight. I am booked, haha, in yet another tag team match. DEATH IS CERTAIN versus the Australian Kangaroo Kids haha...."

Crowd boos again....

"But as you can see, I am in no real state to wrestle, which is why I have a proposition. You see I am a reasonable guy. I'mgenerous, hell I'm willing to compromise. You see Big Pete, rumours are floating round that you are out to get me, finish unsolved business, etcetera etcetera.But really you have nothing to solve, I mean, DIC hav solved it 3 times since the LUF has been open haha. But if you really have the nerves to wanna face off against THE ASSASSIN, here is my deal.I will give you the match, but it wont be tonight here in Brisbane, or next week infact. It will be at Forged Destiny. At on that fateful Sunday night, Pete, you and I will go one on one.....but until then, the deal is, we wait until then to we square off.....

Crowd boos...

"So there will be no more Big Pete/Assassin matches on Tuesday Turmoil. So unfortunately I have to abdicate from tonights match due to these circumstances...Oh, and one more thing, Pete. That match, at Forged Destiny, it wont be justany match, we will see who is the toughest, when you and I duel it out in the LUF's first ever "DEAD OR ALIVE" match. And in that match the object will be for one wrestler to beat the other senseless with whatever he can find, and knock him out for a 10 count....some call it the last man standing match, but the thing is, with all of the chairs....(crowd cheers)......ladders.....(crowd cheers).......bats.....(crowd cheers)......and other foreign objects, there is no way the loser will survive hehe. So Pete.....SEE YOU AT FORGED DESTINY!!!"

"How I Could Just Kill A Man" by Cypress Hill hits, as The Assassin leaves the ring to a mixed response following the announcement made about the upcoming pay per view.

 

[Raider_69]

**Fuel by Matalica blasts out around the arena as Mark Read enters the ring**

WHOA WHOA WHOA
Sean, i can see where your coming from, but ive just had an idea, Big Pete wants to take back the Australian Title but Pig Pete also wants his hands on you... well ive come up with way to solve both these problems.

You see Sean, you dont make the matches here, I DO! In recent weeks you and Martli have taken to Bog Pete, attacking him from behind, double teaming and quite frankly, im sick of it!
**crowd are shocked**

You see all these attacks from behind, double teaming him has Pete at a distinct disadvantage. You've batter and brusied him so im going to give him the oppertunity to take you both on at Forged Destiny.

You see at Forged Destiny we ARE going tp see Big Pete take on Sean Lawrence in the Dead or Alive match however thats not the only match we are going to see, no, we are also going to see Big Pete take on Martli for the Australian Title on the very same night. So Pete is going to have to wrestle twice in one night.

**crowd boo**

But i am a fair man, so untill Forged Destiny Big Pete is off limits to Death Is Certain, and i have given him the night off from wrestling. So tonight we will see Martli w/ Sean Lawrence in his corner take on The Ox w/ Big Pete in his corner.

Have a nice night!

**Fuel - Matalica hits the speakers as Read leaves grinning**

 

[Martli]

*Defenstration by Cryptopsy plays in Arena and Martli makes his way down the ring, dressed in a death is certain tank top with the NZ title around his waste. A crowd-members sign "Big pete is neat!" is ripped up on the way*

Sean my good man, today I realised why we're allies.

Not only do you come out here, week after week, opponent after opponent, not losing a single match to any of these Australian Emu farmers (Much like I do), but you also come up with some of the greatest Ideas i've ever heard.

*Crowd boos*

At Forged Destiny, Not only will Big Pete have to Face ME in a cage match, but he'll also have to face you in the same night! That's just pure brilliance.

*Big pete chants start up*

Now, it seems pretty obvious to me, that whoever goes last, is certain for victory, so that's why as your fellow New Zealander, I will face big pete first. Just think of it as, my gift to you for coming up with such a fantastic Idea.

This way we can ensure that big pete is completely incapable of moving a muscle before he has to fight you. It's only fair.

Now, as for my warm-up match tonight, let's see... i've beaten trent... what is it? Two times now? That dingo-mouthed wombat dosen't stand a chance.

At forged Destiny, just like in 1987, NEW ZEALNAD WILL BE VICTORIOUS!

*Martli Leaves ring with a big smile on his face*

 

[IanG]

Ian "The Grappler" Gorton is in his dressing room mentally preparing himself for his match. His manager Miss Devine then comes in.

DEVINE: Hey Grappler. You're looking relaxed there.
IAN: Well you saw how I beat Brandon last week.
DEVINE: No kidding.
IAN: Well I'm just gonna keep rolling on and I'm not gonna let anyone stop me until I have the gold round my waist. Tonight Mr Man will be asking for the number plate of that big rigg. Little will he know that that big rigg is The Grappler making him tap out.
DEVINE: You go boy.
IAN: yeah then we'll go celebrate my victory with the rest of this great Queensland mob.

 

[Tidus_Raider]

*cut to the dressing room*

Felix Trinidad is shown backstage strapping his fists. There is vision being shown of Madunit's match last week. He stands up, looks at the screen and cracks his knuckles. 'It's showtime'!!

 

[Misanthrope]

Bone Daddy is seen backstage preparing for his match against Stone Maivia. A nervous, acne-scarred interviewer approaches.

"Bone Daddy, how are you..."

Bone Daddy cuts him off.

"Let's skip the Q&A, shall we? We all know where it's going to go. You'll praise my magnificence. You'll ask what my 'tactics' will be. You'll ask me if I'm interested in a little hanky-panky after the show. How about I answer them all in advance, and save you the embarassment of a rejection on world wide tv?"

Interviewer: 'Uh...."

Bone Daddy: "Simply put I intend to kick his ass. To answer your question, let me phrase it in a language my fans will understand"

A beat hits....

This sad little cracker is looking for love
down on his knees praying to God above
for some man-tang to find him and fulfill his dream
of laying Bone Daddy down with some strawberries and cream.
That shit, it 'aint happening, your champ doesn't swing that way
But I know of another superstar who seems a little gay
He wears Chanel #5 and makeup when he goes into the ring
Waving to the crowd as he shakes his so called 'sweet thing'
He's the #1 contender, the guy we love to hate
Stone Maivia 'aint afraid to use Rohypnol on a date.
Halleluliah! Your prayers are answered. There's a man for you to see-a
He's 6'4" and full of shit. His name's Stone Maiva!

Bone Daddy throws down the mike and leaves the bemused interviewer alone. The interviewer tentatively picks up a pair of Bone Daddy's underpants. Bone Daddy storms back in, backhands the kid, and takes his belongings with him.

 

[thuganomics]

*He's coming*

 

[Azkatro]

*Dighead is seen banging on GM Mark Read's office door*

OPEN UP! OI! LET ME IN!

*Eventually Read opens the door, his hair ruffled making him look like he's been.... busy. He looks ahead but sees nobody, so he shuts the door again*

HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, IT'S ME! DIGHEAD! *bang bang bang*

*You hear a muffled "OHHHHH of course" and the door opens again. This time, Read looks down and sees Dighead*

Dighead: What the hell do you think you're doing, closing the door in my face!?
Read: Uh sorry li.. umm mate, I didn't mean to.
Dighead: Were you about to call me ... ahh forget it. I'm here because you have to fire Kyuss and Dimebag! Or call the police! Or do bloody something!
Read: Ok ok, now just calm down. Why should I fire them? Or call the police!?
Dighead: Those scumbags kidnapped my friend! And they've still got her someplace right now! I really like her and I'm worried about her ...
Read: Uhhhh .. ermmm.. Are you serious?
Dighead: Yes!!! They took her last week and I chased them but the pedal extenders in the car haven't been fixed properly yet, so they kept slipping off and I couldn't drive properly so they got away!
Read: Ok, just stay calm Dighead. You go get ready for your match and take it out on them in the ring. I will make some enquiries about your friend and if what you claim is true, take appropriate action. Now will you please leave me alone!
Dighead: Why, you got a lady back there? Who is it?
Read: Uhhh it's nobody interesting. Now please go!
Dighead: Yeah, whatever. You make sure you take care of this! *walks away*

*Read, with a smirk on his face, mutters to himself something about not being bothered with pointless problems*

 

[Big Pete]

*Cuts to a new segment*

*Mick the interviewer has Big Pete standing next to him as we cut to our next segment.*

Mick:Big Pete, you have tonight off, however at Forged Destiny, you have to take on both Sean Lawrence and Martli both in the same night, how does that make you feel?

Big Pete: You know what? I am going to admit this is going to be the toughest night in my life. I know we all speak smack about one another and apart from being jack asses they arn't bad athletes, well good enough to beat me 3 times in 3 weeks, a record which I will repay in spades.

Mick: So are you saying that you're becoming scared of them? "The" Big Pete is getting scared of Death is Certain?

Big Pete: I'm not saying that, I am just doubting the outcome of winning both matches, sure I'll give 100% but there is a very low chance I can win...

*Big Pete is cut off by Trent Bowman*

Trent: Big Pete you can't say that crap! Of course you're versing two people in the same night, but these guys are just thugs, they can't do anything with out the other by their side, seriously they need each other just as much as New Zealand needs a good Rugby Union team. This is not just about Australia vs. New Zealand anymore, this is you fighting two thugs, you are going have to stick up for yourself and prove that you are a great wrestler.

*Trent walks off*

Mick: That Trent has faith in you, what do you think?

Big Pete: Trent is good, he is a good fighter and when I am the Australian Champion after Forged Destiny, I will give him a shot at the title.

Mick: That's a change in confidence, has Trent inspired you?

Big Pete: Yeah, who would believe in someone who won't believe in himself, yeah you know what, I am going to go out there and get my revenge, no more taking the good win, I am going to win at all costs, at Forged Destiny I am going to walk out the building feeling victorious, as I am going to prove that Death is Certain for them, and my destiny will be fufilled.

*Big Pete walks away*

Mick: Well that was Big Pete, can he do it? Can he beat the odds and win both matches? Will he leave champion, or will Death is Certain come out on top, we'll find out at Forged Destiny!

 

[Raider_69]

Mr Man V Ian Gorton
A back and forth match but Ian Gorton now has control of the match and is dominating Mr. Man, he hits the knee drop followed up by a middle rope elbow drop, he sets up for the Jacknife, Mr Man rolls through the school boy and holding the tights for 1...2..3!

Ian Gorton is fuming as Mr Man makes a quick escape up the ramp with his hands held high int he air.

Madunit V Felix Trinidad
Madunit has control of the match and Felix looks to be struggling, suddenly a fight back by Felix, right hands flying all over the place, but madunit retains control with an irish whip into the corner, he goes for a monkey flip but Felix lands on his feet, he falls to the ground playing dead. Madunit goes to pick him up but out of no where Felix nails the Capoeira, and covers 1...2..3!

Dighead V Dimebag w/Kyuss
Dighead has control as we see the young lady that was kidnapped run down to the ring, this distracts Dighead, Dimebag goes for the quick roll up but only gets a two count, Kyuss jumps up on the apron and cops a headbut to the balls, the young lady starts kicking him which distracts the ref, Dimebag had Kyuss's title and attempts to wipe out Dighead but he misses and Dighead hits the The Dastardly Digger for the 3 count!

Dighead consoles the young lady after her ordeal has come to an end while eyeing off Kyuss as he stumbles back stage.

Matli V Trent Bowman
Trent has control and whips Martli into the ropes, Martli ducks under the clothesline and runs straight into the ref who is knocked out of the ring. All hell breaks loose with Sean Lawrence hitting the ring before Pete comes out also, Pete his the tombstone on Lawrence and big boots Martli who turns around right into the T-Bone Crush 1...2...3.

Bone Daddy V Stone Miavia
Mark Read special guest referee

Bone Daddy nearly wins a few times with quick roll ups and Mark Reads quick counting. Stone Miavia takes control quickly thou almost getting DQ'ed for closed fist punching. Mark Read has already has a high influence on this match.

Stone Miavia now has control and is getting very slow counts, he sets up and hits the landslide on Bone Daddy...1......2... OHH and Reads arm has gotten sore. Miavia blows up and hits the landslide on Read, and forces him to count the 3 fall.

Miavia wins and stands above read and a fallen Bone Daddy.

 

[Manurewa_Marlins]

How typical...Australians cheating to win.....lol nice stuff R69. Uppin fo next weeks sh*t. 1.

 

[Big Pete]

At last I got my revenge, that's a good week for us Australians and the rest of the world, because who in the hell likes to see kiwis brag? Sheep?

Good work Raider 69.

 

[Manurewa_Marlins]

Haha, its funny, coz statistics say that there are more sheep in Australia.......lol.

 

[Azkatro]

The important statistic is number of sheep PER CAPITA though :lol:

 

[Manurewa_Marlins]

lol, a bit of cushion for the ride tho....gotta be better than the ruff skin on a crocadile, or bony back of a dingo...dont it? lol. Peace, see u at Forged Destony PETE!!!

 

[VictorTheViking]

lol, a bit of cushion for the ride tho....gotta be better than the ruff skin on a crocadile, or bony back of a dingo...dont it? lol. Peace, see u at Forged Destony PETE!!!

Dont worry, at Forged Destiny, I will be doing everything within my power to make sure that Big Pete wins both matches, cage or no cage...........

 

[IanG]

As Mr Man run up the isle Ian Gorton grabbs his tights and screams out he had the @#$% tights before giving him the two fingered solute.