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LUF Turmoil Week 4

Raider_69

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**edit change of date for Forged Destiny too, it will take place on the 9th, thread will go up on the 4th**
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**Fuel blast around the arena as Mark Read stands on the ramp witgh mic in hand**

Now ladies an gentlemen, welcome to Turmoil, i cant stay long as i have business to attend to reguarding the LUF's 2nd big PPV - Forged Destiny on the 9th of february.

So the Card:

Ian Gorton V Mr Man
Madunit V Brandon
Sean Lawrence V Trent Bowman
Killswitch V Big Pete
Martli V Dighead


Plus Bone Daddy and Stone Miavia are in the house and i would assume we will hear from them 8)
Now most of these matches are purely to help these athletes ready themselves for Forged Destiny.

Have a nice night
 

IanG

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Ian Gorton and Miss Devine are in Ian's dressing room.

IAN: Hey last week he just got lucky that's all. He got me by the tights and the friggin' ref turned a blind eye to that.
DEV: Yeah I know. I saw it for myself.
IAN: Well I'm over that now cuz his luck is gonna run out tonight. I'll be putting things right.
DEV: Good.
IAN: However I'll need you out there with me this time round ya' know to make sure nothing else sinister goes down.
DEV: No worries.
IAN: He wont be feeling so big after I cut him down to size that's for sure.
 

canberra_raiders2k2

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Mr Man on the phone

Mr Man: I know im like a god and all but these guy act like im a everyday farmer like the rest of em...
Mr Man: Yea i agree.
Mr Man: so you still gonna do what we planned?
Mr Man: Ok great, next week should be interesting, hahaha.
Mr Man: Cya, I got a match soon with another lesser man..one day they will give me someone with at least some abilty to wrestle but till then i guess ill just be forced to admire myself.

Mr Man heads out of his locker to the ring.
 

DJ Raida

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*Hip hop instrumental plays*

*crowd goes ballisitc*

*Stone walks to the ring, raises arm to the crowd*

Finally, Stone has come back!

*crowd goes crazy*

Now its time I laid down the law, and showed all the people here tonight why I should and will be the next champion of the LU fed. Ive got all the skills and the body, but alot of wrestlers backstage have both of these as well. The reason why im just that bit better, why ive got the edge to be the best is because ive got hungar. Im hungry for the Title, and ill stop at nothing to acheive what i came for, and i dont care what i have to go through to get it. So tonight, im going to call bone out here to see whether he has that same hungar. Bone, i know your backstage, get out here and show the people you got the testicular fortitude to face me.
 

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*Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm echoes across the stadium as Dighead waddles out to the ring, mic in hand*

Evening ladies and gentlemen! Dighead is here!

*mixture of cheers and laughter*

Now it seems I'm facing Martli tonight. Who here likes Martli?

*loud boos*

Hmmm, I see. Okay, well I'm out here to actually preview our match. First of all, I'm going to weight the pros and cons of myself and him to see who is more likely to win.

*pulls out piece of paper*

Okay let's see. In the Dighead column, point number one. *squints* "Is from Australia"

*loud cheers*

Whoa! I take it that's a pro then! *writes on paper*

*cheers*

Okay, let's see what's at the top of the list in the Martli column here, uhhh ... *squints again* "Is from New Zealand"

*huge boos and jeers*

Ooooh, that sounds like a con to me. One moment ... *writes on the paper again*

Now that I've weighed up all the important elements of both myself and Martli, that concludes my preview for our match this evening. Now let's see what you all think.

Dighead! *cheers*
Martli! *boos*
Aussie! *cheers*
Kiwi! *boos*
The Dastardly Digger! *cheers*
Martli-bomb! *boos*
Banana-bender! *cheers, a few jeers*
Sheep shagger! *boos*

Well it sounds to me like this match is already a foregone conclusion. But, I guess I'll have to come out later on and do the job anyway. Martli, you're gonna rue the day you ever got booked in a match against a guy like me. I might be a little smaller than you, sure, but I'm small like .... like a bullet. A bullet that you don't even see coming and before you realise it's hit you you've got blood flying out all over the place and you feel a LOT of pain. And I got some bad news for you Martli, I'm not just any old bullet ... I'm a .50 cal, you know like those ones from a Desert Eagle? And I don't miss either. So you better either learn some serious Matrix-like moves real fast or get ready to feel the pain, you KIWI SON OF A BITCH!

*Dighead leaves the ring as the crowd goes nuts!!!!*
 
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Scene opens up backstage, where Sean 'The Assassin' Lawrence is recieving a massage from a LUF diva, hoping to correct his neck after being hammered last week by Big Pete....

Assassin: You know, I should have known it would come down to this...Being cheated by the king of cheating....An Australian.....

Crowd boos...

Assassin: This whole nation was founded on criminal activity, most of which is still going on today. Big Pete....you know, this man has yet to defeat either half of Death Is Certain.....legal or not? What the hell kind of cheat is that? He cant even win by being an Australian!!!

Crowd boos...

Assassin: (directed at diva) A little lower hunny, yeah, thats the spot....(back to the camera) Its abd enough having to fight this piece of John Howard at a pay per view, but now I have to go into it with a possible injury on my mind...which could be enflamed tonight when I square off against that wombat Trent Bowman....

OX chants start...

Assassin: It is for that very reason, that I have to regret to say, I will not compete tonight, unless The Ox is at an equal handicap....The Assassin will not wrestle unless Trent Bowman has both of his hands tied behind his back.....Its up to you Bowman.....

Crowd boos and camera fades out....
 

Martli

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*After the ad-break footage from the break of Martli approcahing the arena in his Limosene is seen. Camera cuts to the Death is Certain Locker Room where Martli is seen punching a boxing with much force*

An pimple-faced interviewer approches

Interviewer: Martli, I see you're training hard for your match tonight against Dighead.

Martli: Dighead? That bad-mouthed little midget? Why waste my time training fo a match against that little wombat-sized runt when i've got bigger fish to fry?

I: Well, Dighead has proven that even though he is small, he can still match it with the bigger compeditors. Do you think that you might be underestimating him a little bit?

M: I'm not surpised, he hasn't had to fight a kiwi yet, the only people he's fought so far have been piss-weak Aussies, and we all know that i'm the better than all the aussies in this business, hell i'm the Australian champ! And as for underestimating him, i've got good reason. Not only is he Australian but the guy's about half my height, and atealst a few hundred pounds lighter! Who in their right mind would expect to lose to someone like that?

I: Well, underestimating Trent last week sure didn't pay off for you.

M: *Nostrils start to flair* YEAH? WELL WHAT CAN I SAY? THE KID GOT LUCKY, HE HAD TO CHEAT TO BEAT ME ANYWAY.

I: So what's to say that you'll beat dighead tonight then?

M: WHAT'S TO SAY??? *Turns to punching bag and takes it out in one blow* THAT'S WHAT TO SAY BUDDIE. *Clotheslines Interviewer* Get this little prick out of here. NOW!

*Camera cuts back to Arena*
 
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*Lights flash around the arena as Head Around You hits the arena and Trent'TheOx'Bowman comes down to the ring to a massive ovation from the crowd*

Trent: I noticed the promos of both Martli and The Assassin before and couldn't help but wonder what their definition of cheating is, could it be?

*A loud chant erupts from the crowd 'Ox, Ox, Ox, Ox, Ox, Ox.....'

Trent: At The Beginning of the End, I was cheated out of the Australian Title by Martli when he grabbed the tights, the following week in a non title rematch with Martli, I was cheated yet again, when he grabbed the ropes, and believe it or not the following week on Tuesday Turmoil, Sean Lawrence, in a handicap match no less, felt the need to hit me with a low blow so his partner in crime Muttli.....

*The crowd starts to chant 'Muttli Muttli Muttli Muttli Muttli...'*

Trent: So his partner in crime could get the win, it seems that these so called kiwi wrestlers do nothing but cheat, I mean do they actually wrestle, or do they stand around looking like stale bottles of monkey piss all the time? *crowd cheers*

Trent: Fast forward to the third edition of Tuesday Turmoil, and I beat the kiwis at their own game with the help of my good friend Big Pete, who I might add at Forged Destiny, will slap the living piss out of Martli and Sean 'The Assassin' Lawrence in the same night, now, onto tonights match, Assassin, how can I be sure that the injury you say you have sustained is legitimate? I can't be, so here is how its going to be, tonight, ill grant you part of your stipulation on two conditions, the first being that there is no outside interference whatsoever from anybody, the second is that Commissioner Read makes this match a No.1 Contenders Match for the Australian Title, who ever wins, gets a title shot at Tuesday Turmoil after Forged Destiny.

Trent: If you dont like those terms Lawrence, you can suck on my left nut, and I'll see your sheep loving ass at Forged Destiny when I stand, united, In the corner of Big Pete.

*Head Around You hits as Trent Bowman stalks from the ring*
 

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**Mark Read's door is shown on camera as LUF diva Kirsty is seen knocking on Mark Reads door**

Read: COME IN.... ohh Kirsty, glad your here, i was meaning to talk to you, but business first

Kirsty: Well, Mark i was just wondering what your thoughts on the The Ox V the assasian match?

Read: Well Kristy, im a fair man and it seems like Sean has a fair claim not to wrestle tonight, the Ox said he be wiling to accept the terms and im happy with that, the match tonight is gonna see The Ox take on Sean Lawrence with his hands tied behind his back.

And if the Ox can... hehe... if he can acually win this match, yea he'll geta shot at the Australian Title on Tuesday Turmoil following Forged Destiny. But enough about that Kristy, i wanted to know what your doing tonight because ive got some things you could 'help' me with tonight... it could really give your career a shot in the arm ;-)

Kirsty: ohh sure! Id be more than happy to help you out mark!

**mark looks at camera man**
Mark: you get out, we have some things to do.
 

Raider_69

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Results:
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Killswitch V Big Pete
Big Pete wins the squash match easily, he looks pumped for Forged Destiny and grabs a mic:

Death is Certain, ive taken some licks over the last few weeks, but come Forged Destiny, your time is up, and death will be certain for you kiwi sons of a bitches.
**crowd pops as Petes music plays**
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**Tyrant Clarke Promo shows**

Ive waited so long, and now my time has come, at forged destiny, the name on everyones lips will be... Tyrant.... Clarke.
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Ian Gorton V Mr Man
Ian Gorton has the match in control and Miss Devine is enjoying herself as Gorton is tearing appart Mr Man, Mr Man fights back locks in a choke hold, the ref doesnt call it, Miss Devine gets involved and jumps on the apron only to be knocked down by Mr Man, Ian Gorton looks down at her as the ref head outside to see if she is ok. Mr Man hits the low blow and rolls up the Grappler.... 1...2...3! He steals another one!.


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Madunit V Brandon
Madunit continues on a roll with the win over brandon, in a see sawing battle Madunit faught off brandon's finisher The beautifuller, spins brandon around and nails the Stunner for the 3 counts.

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Sean Lawrence V Trent Bowman
**trent bowman gets his hands tied behind his back and sean lawrence is seen in a neck brace**
Bowman is struggling, The assasiain is all over him showing little signs of the neck injury that led to this match. Trent begins to fight back but the assasian whips him into the corner coliding with the ref. He is down. The assasian goes to the outside and grabs a chair, the ref is coming to and is on his feet but still recoperating with his back turn, Sean tries to nail the Ox but The Ox's restraints have come off and he grabs the chair off Sean, just as the ref turns around Sean hits the ground holding his head and the referee sees the chair in the hands of the Ox

Sean Lawrence is awarded the match via DQ.

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**The Ox storms Reads desssing room as we see Kristy doing her top up**
Ox: Oi read, i got screwed out there! I want a rematch, that was a f**king joke, if i dont get my rematch so help me god ill... **grabs read**

Read: WHOA WHOA WHOA! you got it, you'll get your Australian title #1 contenders rematch at Forged Destiny, against Madunit. OK?

Ox: **Dusts off read and fixes his jacket** Thank you Mark, pleasure doing business.
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Martli V Dighead
Dighead hits the Dastardly Digger on Martli but then Monte starts walking down the ramp, the ref jumps out of the ring and trys to keep him from getting in the ring, Kyuss comes through the crowd and into the ring to hits The Great Southern Trendkill. Martli crawls over and makes the pin..1...2...3.

This doesnt look good for Martli leading into Forged Destiny
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**We come back from the break with Mark Read in the ring with Bone Daddy**

Read: Ok, now its time to make the mainevent for Forged Destiny offical, we already got Bone Daddy here so Stone Miavia, could you please come to the ring.

**hip hop intrimental plays as stone comes out to a huge pop, he climbs in the ring and gets right up in Bone Daddy's face, eye balling him.**

Read: Now now now!! were just here to sign a contract now fight, now Stone if you could sign right there.
*stone signs the contract*
Read: Ok now your turn Bone Daddy
*Bone Daddy signs the contract*

Read: Its offical ladies and gentleman
*crowd pop and chant **Daddy Sucks**, Stone turns his back to acknowledge the crowd*

Bone Daddy hits him from behind and starts laying the punches on, but Stone fights back and knocks him to the ground, Read apporaches from the back but Stone cuts him off and nails a DDT on the C.E.O, he throws Daddy over the top then lifts Reade up for the landslide, points at a back pedelling Bone Daddy and nails a vicious Landslide.

Show end with stone motioning for the title and staring down Bone Daddy as he walks backward toward the backstage area.
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Up-Dated Forged Destiny Card

Ian Gorton V Mr Man
Madunit V Trent Bowman - #1 Contender Australian Title.
Big Pete V Martli - Cage Match: LUF Australian Title Match
Kyuss V Dighead - LUF Hardcore Title match
Big Pete V Sean Lawrence: Dead or Alive match
Bone Daddy V Stone Miavia - LUF World Title

**also we are looking a little thin on the face side of things, so im looking for someone to face turn, if your a heel and interested give me a PM and we'll work it in, if i dont get anyone ill just book around it as best i can :)**
 

Raider_69

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canberra_raiders2k2 said:
hey who comes up with the match results? lol cause its pretty good.

all comes from upstairs
ive been saying for years i should be on the deveopment team for the WWE :lol:
 

Martli

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Manurewa_Marlins said:
Nice work man...Why cant these guys beat us without cheating Martli....lol. Cant wait for the PPV. 1.

I reckon, have they never heard of a clean Victory?????
 

Raider_69

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VictorTheViking said:
Dont forget Death Is Certain, not once yet have you had a clean victory over me without cheating in some way.

good point
a few unclean wins
best way to get a good fued going ;-) :lol:
 

Martli

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VictorTheViking said:
Dont forget Death Is Certain, not once yet have you had a clean victory over me without cheating in some way.

What? Lies! Here at Death is Certain, we take pride in our clean wins ;-).
 
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